Two giants striding over the world.
First giant says, "Have you any idea where we are?"
Second giant rolls up his sleeve reaches down through the clouds and says, "We are in Italy, Pisa to be accurate - I've just felt the leaning tower."
A bit later the first giant asks,"Where are we now? "
The second giant rolls up his sleeve, reaches down through the clouds and says "We are in France, Paris to be precise , I've just felt the Eiffel tower."
A little while later the first giant asks, "Where are we now? "
The second giant rolls up his sleeve, reaches down through the clouds and says ,"We are in England, Manchester to be precise."
The first giant says, " How do you know that? There aren't any tall buildings in Manchester!"
" I know", says the second giant. "But my hand is covered in shit"