Joke thread

[LWashington]

They both went out for a nice quiet evening but the baby sitter got sick.

Her boyfriend shagged her against the moss side of the fence and it made his hoo green.

 

[LWashington]

I heard he was called Tim Purley, he lives with his girl friend Ann Coats

He also has Daisy Nook as his fuck buddy.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He also has Daisy Nook as his fuck buddy.

He shagged her once in a Green Field

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He also has Daisy Nook as his fuck buddy.

He was an ex footballer for the rags called Bobby Chorlton. She said he couldnt ejaculate. Her friend asked how often could he do it. She replied
"Chorlton? Cum Hardly"

 

[LWashington]

He shagged her once in a Green Field

I'll go out on a Lymm and say that they had Orrell sex too.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I'll go out on a Lymm and say that they had Orrell sex too.

Her parents are religious and were upset she had sex outside of Medlock

 

[Zubrman]

I'll go out on a Lymm and say that they had Orrell sex too.

They did. They used the man-cave of Joe Royle's brother David to be not seen. That's the room with the sign that says, 'D.Royle's Den'.

 

[chrishull]

Her parents are religious and were upset she had sex outside of Medlock

He's gonna atherton of bother with religious in-laws.

 

[Barcon]

He shagged her once in a Green Field

In the BOG, up the arse HOLE, with nigel CLOUGH?

 

[Ancient Citizen]

My girlfriend was worried that the mechanic would rip her off when she took her car into the garage just because she’s a blonde woman.

Imagine her relief when she found out that she only needed indicator fluid.

Mine was just as naive, her car was running rough so she asked the mechanic what the problem was.
''Shit in the carburettor.''
''How often do I have to do that?''