Kids riding bikes on "private" estate

[yeseye]

Reminds me of playing Kerby on the estate back in the 70's and a snotty neighbour confiscated my Adidas Tango the ****.
What this idiot didn't take into account
was my 18 yr old 6 foot 5 brick shithouse of a uncle fresh over from Ireland was staying with us.
Anyway uncle flew round there, put the front door in, and turned the twat upside down and returned with my ball.
Cunty never bothered us again!
It sounds like this yuppie could do with the same treatment.

 

[hilts]

Reminds me of playing Kerby on the estate back in the 70's and a snotty neighbour confiscated my Adidas Tango the ****.
What this idiot didn't take into account
was my 18 yr old 6 foot 5 brick shithouse of a uncle fresh over from Ireland was staying with us.
Anyway uncle flew round there, put the front door in, and turned the twat upside down and returned with my ball.
Cunty never bothered us again!
It sounds like this yuppie could do with the same treatment.

Not the best role model in fairness

 

[Ricster]

Right next to my house is an expensive new build estate. The houses are for sale for around a million and most have been moved into. It has an electronic gate for vehicle access but the gates for public access are always open.

My boys (aged 9) have just learned to ride their bikes, and tonight took them onto this estate and rode them around. They came back upset because some geezer came out and told them to leave because it was 'private'. There are no signs restricting entry, or saying Private Road, but I understand that many of these new estates are left unadopted/private by the council from a maintenance point of view.

Whilst I'm not the sort to be wilfully awkward with neighbours, or to demand my rights just because I can, I can't help but feel this guy is being a bit of a dick. There isn't really anywhere else safe for my boys around here as beginners, and they are quiet and well behaved, just riding around a quiet estate quietly.

Does anyone know whether this guy actually has a right in his own to kick them off? I know trespass is a civil, not police, matter, so I suspect in reality there isn't much he could do. I'm anticipating some kind of scene if it happens again and I'd like to know what rights this guy has.

Thanks to anyone for any help. I appreciate this sounds like one of those one-sided stories you get on the internet but it really isn't.

Everyone knows if you're from District 10 youre not allowed in District 1.

 

[york away to this!]

Get the nippers to dress up with large ungainly boxes on their backs and masquerade as deliveroo types, they'll fit right in.

 

[stonerblue]

what fucking wankers. Surely they should be being nice to your kids and encourage them to ride their bikes safely and respectfully. A little wave and a hello goes a long way.
And if they live in million pound houses surely they can 'escape' from any noise out in the street by retiring to the west wing or kitchen garden.

 

[ganganvince]

Fish under the passenger seat of a car works a treat. Apparently.

Milk sprayed into the vents is better I am told

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

I hate snobby arseholes like this.

When your lads are a bit older I can guarantee that'll be the first house they egg while riding off in hysterics. Nothing beats the joy of landing a really yolky egg in the centre of some cunts window. It pisses them off no end.