better dead than red
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Weirdo. :-) I have something for you. It is inanimate and may turn you on. It isn't metal though. :-)
Weirdo. :-) I have something for you. It is inanimate and may turn you on. It isn't metal though. :-)
No you misunderstand the thread.
I do not make love to cars Darius does.
What do you have me for some kind of dipstick ?
That bot doll was made in Japan deffo.
In all the exitement I completely forgot to mention that I do have an incredibly small penis
It's called a clitoris and all are welcome on the Moons surface.
A facinating subject matter and astounded it did not become a page three.
The new japanese love dolls have vastly improved.
Did anyone see that oddbod on This Morning with his sex robot. It was like a combination of a shop mannequin, an oversized brunette Barbie doll and Stretch Armstrong. I was fucking speechless and when his Vietnamese internet bride coughed that she'd had a threesome with it I nearly choked on my Cocopops. He even sits it in the livingoom watching the tele with the kids, which is like having a great big dildo smack bang in the middle of the coffee table when Balamory is on. This bloke needs his fucking bumps feeling, weirdo. I've tried adding the link from the DM, but not sure I've managed to do it right.
http://dailym.ai/2wUmYBh