Magicpole
Well-Known Member
I remember a few years back in Spain on holiday, my accent attracted an 'ex pat' not an immigrant mind you, an 'ex pat'.
He sat down, totally uninvited I may add, it went well at first as I am a sociable person and like a natter to people. I was interested that he had relocated and wanted to know what brought him here. He had been there 10 years.
Too many immigrants mate.
Ahh, here we go. Thinks I.
They keep to themselves. Don't integrate.blah blah
Are you fluent in Spanish now?
Am I fuck.
The look I gave him told him what I was thinking.
Eh, we live in a mainly Brit area and it's mostly ex pats.
What? Like the people who come to Britain you mean? It's alright for us ex pats, but they immigrants can fuck iff?
Eh, no, eh,
Bellend. Sadly he was Scottish.
We keep in touch to this day.
He sat down, totally uninvited I may add, it went well at first as I am a sociable person and like a natter to people. I was interested that he had relocated and wanted to know what brought him here. He had been there 10 years.
Too many immigrants mate.
Ahh, here we go. Thinks I.
They keep to themselves. Don't integrate.blah blah
Are you fluent in Spanish now?
Am I fuck.
The look I gave him told him what I was thinking.
Eh, we live in a mainly Brit area and it's mostly ex pats.
What? Like the people who come to Britain you mean? It's alright for us ex pats, but they immigrants can fuck iff?
Eh, no, eh,
Bellend. Sadly he was Scottish.
We keep in touch to this day.