Llewellyn Dowd said:
When we have bangers and mash for tea, we have it with mushy peas and thick, thick onion gravy! MMmmmMMmm! The thing is, my wife puts ketchup on her bangers and, though I can see her point as I have been known to have ketchup or brown sauce myself, but my absolute, absolute favourite accompanyment, is mustard!! English is best, but I will occasionally use American or Dijon (grainy or smooth) but my wife thinks it's disgusting putting mustard on my bangers??? Personally, I think she's just always having a go at me about anything and everything because there's an underlying problem in our marriage. The fact is, just like Droylsden Blue, I suffer the indignity of having an incredibly small penis.
Anyhow, what do you guys put on your bangers and mash? I'd be interested to know and may even try your suggestions if they sound appealing! Thanks.
i smear mine in my own excrement.
is 2 girls one cup sort of, well, porn? really really sick porn? cause theyre naked, im not complaining about that but its horrible!
the shit isnt even brown! its fucking yellow!
why the fuck would you do that!
how did she shit a perfect amount into that cup! it didnt overflow or anything!
why did she need to use her fingers to make herself sick after she just ate a pile of her mates yellow shit?!?! did she like it or something?!?!
and who the fuck filmed it?!?! there are some seiously sick people out there!
and that lemon party is sick as well! i mean, a bunch of old men doing gay oral?!?! for fuck sake!
but fuck me, that pain olympics is just horrific!!! is the worst fucking thing ive ever seen!
thats meant to be a mans pride! why the fuck would you cut the fucker off?!?!
i mean, he didnt even cut it of normaly! he fucking did it like a fucking ritual!
oh god!
talk about fucked up videos!
mustard on saussages is absolute, sweet fuck all!
and you should tell that to your wife to make her see that mustard and saussages is quite normal!
ps. i dont like mustard.