Rick Holden - slowest winger ever. Terrible
Gerry Creaney - swapped for Paul Walsh, fat as fuck, scored at Leeds, did fuck all else
Buster Philips- £10m
Laurent Charvet - shite on debut, bloke in front of me was giving him grief after 5 min, pretty accurate it turns out
Lee Bradbury - met a pompey fan that summer who said that he was shite and pompey had had city over. Yep. Got back off holiday and they had already gone out of the league cup and people were saying he was wank
George Weah - Ali Dia's cousin and just as shit
Samaras - the worst spending of a transfer budget ever
Nigel Clough - one lazy fucker, loved picking up wages for nothing
Castillo - I told anyone who would listen that he was the bollocks. No. Shite.
Ged Brannan - shite. Midfield general
Fat Bob Taylor - fat. No stomach for a fight but had a stomach for pie and chips
Robinho - shithouse
Santa Cruz - terrible
Adebayor - the definition of a mercenary
Seaman - Yakubu beat him in a race on his home debut. Yakubu started on halfway, seaman on his line. The race was to the edge of the penalty area!
Bravo - inaccurately named
Mangala - shocking buy
Rodwell - not really a let down, he was shit at Everton
Fernando - looked good in the charity shield. Shite.
Fowler - I was fitter than him and I worked a job 9 to 5. Stealing a living. Then left to Liverpool and said 'I'm going to try harder to get fit Now. Really felt he was stealing from the fans.
Mcmanaman - really liked him as a player until he got here
Alan kernaghan - scored a brilliant 40 yard chip against someone, maybe Leicester, in the cup, to be fair
Craig Russell - I had him down for 30 goals in the championship, don't think he managed 5
Neil Heaney - good winger at Southampton, shite at city
Paul Beasley - Bury at home
There's more too, if I go and think about it for a bit