Nose and Ear hair

I tidy up my bush every now and again. I got a shaft rash last time as I used my body hair trimmer without the guard.

I'm real 'ard me!
 
robspankthemonkey said:
Banned Tosspot said:
I tidy up my bush every now and again. I got a shaft rash last time as I used my body hair trimmer without the guard.

I'm real 'ard me!

You big fookin fairy!!!
Well you swallow a big fat hairy cock and see how you like it! ;)
 
Wifes just tried to wax my back,i think the weekends boozing must have upset her a tad because she did some of them real slow.Obviously being a man i cried like a baby.

Did shave me balls and cock once with clippers.Talk about cutting yourself shaving,blood everywhere but worth it to pretend to be Rocco after a few ales and wave it in the wifes face.
 
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stony said:
I go to a posh barbers, so as well as getting a complimentary glass of beer while I wait and a pert young breast pressed against me during the cut. I am also discreetly asked if I'd like my eyebrows and ears trimmed. It's worth the extra fiver.

Where's this then?
 

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