Oleg Shatov

[mcfcPakistan]

shatov can graduate without even going to college.

#shatfact

 

[Aguerovic]

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

An encyclopedia was once hit by a Shatov freekick, its now known as Google.

#shatfact

 

[JustAnotherCityFan]

Was more impressed with Witsel.

 

[mcfcPakistan]

shatov can get into a black-hole and come back unscathed

#shatfact

 

[blueincy]

Shatov is so hot that for a while he worked as the Sun...

#shatfact

 

[stony]

Shatovs nose hairs are made of silk and grow 17 inches per day. He trims them hourly and gives them to a local charity who make silk scarves for impoverished aristocrats.

#shatfact

 

[Phil1]

Shatov has spent the last week talking to the police about a stalker he has, apparently said stalker is known to frequent Football fora around the world bigging up his hero but has know taken to stealing his jock straps from the clubs laundry to sniff.

#shatfact

 

[Matty]

So what does everyone make of Shatov now, after this game?

I think he look ok, probably even go as far as to say he played well, but he was hardly a world beater or the second coming of Christ out there. Took his goal well, but the defending left a lot to be desired, and again it was hardly a stunning strike or anything. Overall he played fairly well, but I saw nothing there that would have scouts for top sides taking too much notice of him. The diving is something that we could do without though, it's more of an issue in England than in Europe, seems to just be accepted in many European countries whereas your average English football fans absolutely hates a diver.

I do worry about your prospects as a football scout given that, were I to judge his performance tonight based solely on your comments, and not on actually watching him, I'd be convinced he'd had a superb game and looked World Class, whereas the truth is he played pretty well but nothing spectacular.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

No matter what Jack Nicholson says, Shatov can handle the truth

#shatfact