Park the bus song

[NZBlue]

Poor kid

Grew up thinking it was

"The wheels on the bus don't move, don't move"

 

[radcliffe1309]

after the 1st verse of park the bus we should sing
Lump the ball
Lump the ball
Man Utd

 

[PistonBlue]

I noticed on the videos that some people were singing 'pray' some were singing 'say'. Some people were doing a variation of the two.
Shoddy, very shoddy. Wouldn't have happened in the 90's.

 

[morton74]

They like to call our place the Emptyhad

How about a new name for theirs, The Bus Station

Or even the BUST station as it's full of TITS

 

[Dribble]

My suggestion... ADAPT it for every game.. so last night should have been..

Park the bus, Park the bus, Swansea City...
Park the bus, Park the bus, Swansea
Park the bus, Park the bus Swansea City..
You play football the Mourinho way (AND IT'S SHIT).
[REPEAT]

Then onto Spurs, (I doubt they will but just in case).

Park the bus, Park the bus, Tottenham Hotpurs.
Park the bus, Park the bus we say,
Park the bus, Park the bus, Tottenham Hotpurs.
You play football the Mourinho way (AND IT'S SHIT).

Park the bus, park the bus <4 syllable phrase for the name of today's opponents>
Park the bus, park the bus we say
Park the bus, park the bus like* Man United
Playing football the Mourinho way

(+ no need to say like when playing United)

so for Spuds:
Park the bus, park the bus Pochettino
Park the bus, park the bus we say
Park the bus, park the bus like Man United
Playing football the Mourinho way

IMO fellas, we need to keep this chant specifically for Moureen & ManUre, otherwise we'll dilute it & start sounding like those arrogant Rags we so despise.

 

[Dribble]

after the 1st verse of park the bus we should sing
Lump the ball
Lump the ball
Man Utd

Yup, I'm down with that idea! Lol :-)

 

[mancunial]

Anyone heard the sound of silence on YouTube it’s brilliant

 

[Dribble]

They like to call our place the Emptyhad

How about a new name for theirs, The Bus Station

Yup! I'm on this to the Rag hordes in my neck of the woods!

 

[Dribble]

So in essence, this is The Official Version:

Verse One
Park the bus, Park the bus Man United
Park the bus, Park the bus Jose
Park the bus, Park the bus Man United
Playing football the Mourinho way!

Verse Two
Lump the ball, Lump the ball Man United
Lump the ball, Lump the ball Jose
Lump the ball, Lump the ball Man United
Playing football the Mourinho way!

And Old Toilet also becomes known as 'The Bus Station' :-)

 

[Neville Kneville]

Don't call that **** 'Jose' ffs.