Peak Cheese

[Metalartin]

 

[blueju]

A thread title that promised much and delivered little.

Like Edam, really.

Remember when Edam used to be all exotic?

 

[Alec-mcfc]

Just recieved the email below.

This may well have tipped Stuart Pearce's piped in chanting for the cringiest thing the club have ever done.

Your chance to appear on the Big Screen at City!

Hi,

Starting from City’s first home game of the season vs Everton this Monday, pictures of fans celebrating will be shown on the big screen each time City score!

So, we’re inviting Cityzens to upload their best ‘Goal Face’ selfie for the chance to be shown as part of a collage of fans on the big screen goal animation.

If you’re interested, please take a ‘selfie’ style picture of how you react when City score. We’d like you to take a new photo (rather than using an old one from your phone). You’ll see a couple of example ‘selfies’ when you click the link.

When you’re happy with your image, click the link to upload it!

Our Asian and American fans will love this.

 

[UUJblue]

Does anyone have the address so I can send in a cardboard cut out of myself to fill my seat?

I spotted the players were doing more animated celebration videos on youtube so it will be like fifa now with each player creating and trade marking some cringey arm movement or dance.

 

[andyhinch]

I'm a little disappointed this isn't promoting Hayfield's fine array of cheeses.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Makes "We play for you" look like the "Seventh Seal".
Another shite embarrassing idea City.

 

[chesterbells]

Double gloucester is acceptable, as is shropshire red, especially on toast, but a good flinty vintage mature cheddar represents peak cheese for me, and always will.

 

[Leto]

Sounds fucking horrendous.

 

[crazyg]

Sounds fucking horrendous.

What? The cheese (above) or the cheese?

 

[greasedupdeafguy]

Makes "We play for you" look like the "Seventh Seal".
Another shite embarrassing idea City.

nah that took the biscuit.

I literally couldn't be in the stands when that came on. Cringey as fuck. Some propa weird ****s who run the city matchdays at the moment