burning blue soul
Well-Known Member
had a bit of an incident with a bouncer the other night, all down i might add, to a little mistaken identity.
however, it brought back memories from my youth of a time in scarborough, when my mates and me were on a jolly boys outing.
all had gone well that evening and we were looking forward to a bit of late night clubbing. we followed the regular protocols and went into the club in two's, a few minutes apart. the knack here is try to get chatting to a couple of girls in the queue, as when you are at the door you try to pass them off as your 'girlfriend' in front of the bouncers.
we knew that this club was the hot place to be and the pressure was on to get in, luckily we all did, and as agreed we kept to our little two's and three's inside for the first drink so as not draw atention to a large group of lads.
unfortunately, one of the lads with us that night had just become a policeman and felt it right to point out (in his drunken stupor) to the barmaid, that the pint she had poured was not a full measure. so she poured another, which again was not up to scratch. this continued for three pints at which point the barmaid signalled the attention of the bouncer.
now, my mate was waiting at the bar ready to draw his warrant card when without a word the bouncer got him and the other lad both in a head-lock and launched them down the stairs and into the street.
the rest of the lads (including me) were stood around trying to blend into the background and giving a silent chuckle when, like fecking ninjas, there were bouncers everywhere picking off each one of us and launching us into the gutters, not escorting, we were thrown out of that place.
13 lads, covered in shit, in pouring rain at one a.m. trying to figure out how the feck that happened.
looking back now, great effort by the bouncers!!!
anybody else been well and truly bounced?!!
however, it brought back memories from my youth of a time in scarborough, when my mates and me were on a jolly boys outing.
all had gone well that evening and we were looking forward to a bit of late night clubbing. we followed the regular protocols and went into the club in two's, a few minutes apart. the knack here is try to get chatting to a couple of girls in the queue, as when you are at the door you try to pass them off as your 'girlfriend' in front of the bouncers.
we knew that this club was the hot place to be and the pressure was on to get in, luckily we all did, and as agreed we kept to our little two's and three's inside for the first drink so as not draw atention to a large group of lads.
unfortunately, one of the lads with us that night had just become a policeman and felt it right to point out (in his drunken stupor) to the barmaid, that the pint she had poured was not a full measure. so she poured another, which again was not up to scratch. this continued for three pints at which point the barmaid signalled the attention of the bouncer.
now, my mate was waiting at the bar ready to draw his warrant card when without a word the bouncer got him and the other lad both in a head-lock and launched them down the stairs and into the street.
the rest of the lads (including me) were stood around trying to blend into the background and giving a silent chuckle when, like fecking ninjas, there were bouncers everywhere picking off each one of us and launching us into the gutters, not escorting, we were thrown out of that place.
13 lads, covered in shit, in pouring rain at one a.m. trying to figure out how the feck that happened.
looking back now, great effort by the bouncers!!!
anybody else been well and truly bounced?!!