De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Darmian, Herrera, Matic, Young, Mkhitaryan, Martial, Lukaku
Decent, old, shite and ugly, shite and ugly, just shite, small and Spanish and not great, old ex Aston Villa and likes a dive, average to reasonable, French and a bit sulky, big.
Sums them up. They are not as good as us.