Rubbish nicknames for other players/teams/stadiums

[Gazza]

I remember being in a Sheffield pub in the build up up to their derby and some Sheff Utd fans were showing no mercy in their hatred towards the other half of Sheffield but always referring to them as the Wednesdayites - how very Old Carthusian.

 

[yeseye]

Can we keep this one for our friend Wayne?

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Worst;
Citeh
John Pebble

Best;
Alan
The Arse

 

[BlueMojito]

I remember being in a Sheffield pub in the build up up to their derby and some Sheff Utd fans were showing no mercy in their hatred towards the other half of Sheffield but always referring to them as the Wednesdayites - how very Old Carthusian.

Most Blades fans I know refer to Wednesday as Pork who play at Swilsborough or the sty.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Some are good, some are bad. Tis the way...

Citeh
Notlob
Dippers
Gooners
Spuds
Chelski
Klanfield
Sir Anthony Taylor
Mr Blobby Badly
Mark Twattenburg
Craig Poorson
Farcelona
Engerr...land
Brian Munich
Whoventus
Arse bandits (aka Italian fans)
Inter me nan
Candlefield
Liverpoo
Neverton
Le arse
Arse-nil

can go on and on...

Fuck you too lol.

 

[jayfx]

Portuguese eye gouger.....

Aha, thanks. I've actually seen that written out in full on here too and didn't twig.

 

[jayfx]

Think I saw someone refer to Pogba as “Poobag” earlier, and a little bit of me died.

You think that's bad? Where's that video of that southern red ranting in his car? Someone posted it on the united thread last week, he's got some belters! "Juan Shatter & Chris Small cock" amongst the wittiest.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Un-sold Trafford.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Learning so many new ones in this thread. If they scan well and make sense and are not too offensive, then no problem. All I can add is Bumley because I like the visual trick.

All part of the game in my opinion, it happened in war and politics before sport existed; goading the opponents just reflects tribal allegiances.

Plus sometimes it's funny as f**k. Some players like Pogbad/Poobag put themselves up for ridicule and deserve it. Lukaku seems a decent bloke, coached badly and doesn't.