So I'm in the boozer with GDM

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

And the fucking lightweight has gone home for a power nap. What a fucking Gaylord. Didn't even offer a reach around he's just had 1 too many Vedett's and has gone home. Says he's coming back at 10pm I reckon I'm Billy no mates until tomorrow... What a ****

 

[TCIB]

He fucking ninja's away every time the swine.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

He fucking ninja's away every time the swine.

Ninjas aren't as limp wristed

 

[Challenger1978]

He fucking ninja's away every time the swine.

Well you've got to get down the canal early to pick up the best rent boys haven't you.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

He fucking ninja's away every time the swine.

Well you've got to get down the canal early to pick up the best rent boys haven't you.

We are the Birmingham massive, the canal is full of shite and disease, much like Manchester I guess

 

[Blue Mist]

Before I can post a reply I will have to google Vedetts. Joey Holt's bitter or Hydes `Finest` I understand, you posh blokes do me head in.

 

[Anonymous]

Doesn't surprise me, talks the talk well enough.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

You must be one boring fucker to make that lush want to leave a pub early.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Did he take a chair with him?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

You must be one boring fucker to make that lush want to leave a pub early.

I am, but he is gayer than I am boring, honest guv<br /><br />-- Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:16 pm --<br /><br />

Did he take a chair with him?

He did call me big boy and winked before fucking off for a snooze.