So I'm in the boozer with GDM

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

As much as he's a lightweight ****, he has left a tab open and this bar sells Bundaberg rum ;-)

 

[TGR]

As much as he's a lightweight ****, he has left a tab open and this bar sells Bundaberg rum ;-)

I'd double check that if I was you!

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

As much as he's a lightweight ****, he has left a tab open and this bar sells Bundaberg rum ;-)

I'd double check that if I was you!

Tab is chunkycunt or cuntydunc or duncycunt, but it's open and valid. He was supposed to be back 5 mins ago

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

And the fucking lightweight has gone home for a power nap. What a fucking Gaylord. Didn't even offer a reach around he's just had 1 too many Vedett's and has gone home. Says he's coming back at 10pm I reckon I'm Billy no mates until tomorrow... What a ****

He doesn't do reach-arounds. That what he has a butler for.

 

[George Hannah]

And the fucking lightweight has gone home for a power nap. What a fucking Gaylord. Didn't even offer a reach around he's just had 1 too many Vedett's and has gone home. Says he's coming back at 10pm I reckon I'm Billy no mates until tomorrow... What a ****

Did you mention Billy? He's done well to make the trip for a taste of Belgium.

 

[Anonymous]

I tend to wake up covered in curry if I've been out with GDM. Either that or he had been defecating on me.

 

[Challenger1978]

I tend to wake up covered in curry if I've been out with GDM. Either that or he had been defecating on me.

Ewww Scat fetishes are really nasty.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Needless to say the thundercunt isn't here

 

[adrianr]

He didn't tell you to hang around for his mate dropping off a short weight by any chance?

 

[DelToro]

Stood up by GDM.

Can it get any more humiliating?