Stadium ban appeal

Discussion in 'Bluemoon forum' started by mikeskitz, 18 Mar 2017.

  1. 1961_vintage

    1961_vintage

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    I don't know but it's a fantastic idea.

    Dear Mr Banner - please could you ban the twat who sits in CB C650. He habitually arrives 10 minutes after the start of the game, leaves to have a quick sink-piss and get his half-time pints 10 minutes before the half-time whistle, pours himself back into his seat 15 minutes after the 2nd half has started, and fucks-off home bang-on Pellegrini subs-time (ie 70 mins). He's also a scruffy tramp with shitty breath who stinks of piss and rubs against everyone as he makes his way to his seat. He moans constantly and shouts nasty comments to Pep (calls him the infallible fucking genius) in what passes for ironic humour. He doesn't even get the words right when he's singing Blue Moon.

    Please Mr Banner could you fix it for me to ban this individual for an appropriate period.
     
  2. Psychedelic Casual

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    Do you mean just at the footy? Or in life in general?
     
  3. Neil H

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    Does that apply to vaping too?
     
  4. davymcfc

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    Ridiculous attitude to have
     
  5. Dave Ewing's Back 'eader

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    I seem to remember it involved parking on the Blue Car Park, crawling up Joe Mercer Way on yer knees and then a bout of gymastics with an employee's todger once yer've got to yer seat. And then they don't offer a guarantee.
     
  6. BlueSkyBlue

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  7. Mad Eyed Screamer

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    A lad I know got a message from the club (don't know via what for of communication) banning him for passing on his Monaco away ticket.
     
  8. GaudinoMotors

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    Thought GDM was already banned?
     
    Last edited: 19 Mar 2017
  9. Bluebee2

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    You'll be ok for the Gentlemans Morning I believe
     
  10. GortonBlue62

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    This is a bit scary. I'd be gutted to get a ban. I'll have to watch what I say a bit more closely from now on.
     

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