paphos-mcfc
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Just come back from the foodhall in Debenhams and whilst looking down the isle with the bleach and toilet stuff, I stopped and asked the woman who was filling the shelf with brilo pads;
"Do you have any toilet brushes?" her reply "what for?" I said "to clean my teeth with!" This obviously wasn't the best response as my answer was as daft as hers, she started to give me a stare of death.
I turned around and carried on getting the other things I was shopping for. 10 mins later I go to the till to pay and it's only her sat there, by this time I'm feeling a bit of a ****, but she's still giving me a serious look. I started to giggle as I was staring at her while in the background "Rockin' around the Christmas tree" was pumping out the speakers.
Anyway I paid and turned and said "merry christmas" to her. She wasn't happy.
Beating around the bush a bit but I thought it was surreal. Anyone had stupid answers from people?
"Do you have any toilet brushes?" her reply "what for?" I said "to clean my teeth with!" This obviously wasn't the best response as my answer was as daft as hers, she started to give me a stare of death.
I turned around and carried on getting the other things I was shopping for. 10 mins later I go to the till to pay and it's only her sat there, by this time I'm feeling a bit of a ****, but she's still giving me a serious look. I started to giggle as I was staring at her while in the background "Rockin' around the Christmas tree" was pumping out the speakers.
Anyway I paid and turned and said "merry christmas" to her. She wasn't happy.
Beating around the bush a bit but I thought it was surreal. Anyone had stupid answers from people?