Stupid little things that bug you

[kaz7]

I was at A&E yesterday and a tosser in the next cubicle was pacing up and down and ranting for britain , after about ten mins of shouting abuse at the staff he was offered iv paracetamol , he took offence, tore out his iv and fucked off , what a fucking ****

 

[KS55]

I was at A&E yesterday and a tosser in the next cubicle was pacing up and down and ranting for britain , after about ten mins of shouting abuse at the staff he was offered iv paracetamol , he took offence, tore out his iv and fucked off , what a fucking ****

They should have offered hemlock, the bastards.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

When they keep pausing replays to show if a player is onside.

 

[BlueMoonday]

Carragher.

 

[Worzel Gummidge#9]

Cole Palmer

 

[doots]

Dominoes pizza.
Will I ever bastard learn
They are absolute shite!!
I swear,that's it,never again.
And their 'deals'.50% off,who the fuck would pay 30 quid full price for any pizza

 

[Kinkladze 1]

People who undertake me on the motorway when I'm doing the speed limit and their on their phone looking at you like your doing something wrong.

Oh god. If you were in the correct lane they wouldn’t undertake you. It would be impossible for them to in fact. The mind boggles at how you managed to pass a test.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

People that get off a bus or train, or at the exit to a shop, and block the exit to faff about lighting a fag or checking their mobile phone, or rummaging in their bag for something.

 

[rogerterry]

Oh god. If you were in the correct lane they wouldn’t undertake you. It would be impossible for them to in fact. The mind boggles at how you managed to pass a test.

So if I'm driving at the speed limit anyone under/overtaking must be speeding thus breaking the law. You assume I was hogging the middle lane whereas I had just overtaken a vehicle in the nearside lane. Before I could get back into the nearside lane I was undertaken. The mind boggles how people assume things.

 

[Bill Walker]

That smug bastard Beckham.