The One Day of Anarchy

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I would put out the bins the night before collection.
I just don't care,me.

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Kick George Lucas in the bollox for the last three Star Wars films.

 

[Matty]

Kick George Lucas in the bollox for the last three Star Wars films.

Then castrate him for Howard the Duck.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Kick George Lucas in the bollox for the last three Star Wars films.

Then castrate him for Howard the Duck.

Then disembowel him for "American Graffiti 2" and bury him in an unmarked grave for "Beverly Hills Cop 3."

 

[Main Stand Hotdog]

Kick George Lucas in the bollox for the last three Star Wars films.

Then castrate him for Howard the Duck.

haha and finally burn his house to the fuckin ground for Jar Jar.

 

[bluegorton]

Swap the knives, forks and spoons round in the kitchen draw organiser, fuckin mental!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Rearrange my entire cd collection based on the star sign and inside-leg measurement of the artist.
"Your future dream is a shopping scheme..."

 

[city bairn]

masterbate in front of the MILF across the road maybe. Then get extremely drunk and walk down the high street trying to piss while I walk.

 

[Scottyboi]

I would tied up girls aloud and feed them my penis. Then let the boys at bluemoon have the rest. Would break platini's nose and take a shit on baconfaces chin. I would then kill a few people i hate and then just rob every bank and bookies in manchester. Then get pissed and ask the city team if jo is cup tied.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

masterbate in front of the MILF across the road maybe. Then get extremely drunk and walk down the high street trying to piss while I walk.

That is,for some bizarre reason,quite the funniest post I have read for years.
I have just fallen off a chair with laughter,and I am crying just thinking about it.
I have to meet a client in an hour,and I hope to God I have recovered by then.