United Thread - 2023/24

Slabhead's days at the cesspit are over. He knows it and he couldn't give a flying one, hence yet another physical assault on an opposing player. He is long past caring whether or not he's carded so he's going to continue recklessly going in studs-up on anyone. We saw that yet again today (nobody seriously harboured any thoughts that the ref would do his job and send the bastard off, did they?).

His last few games for the filth will see him seriously hurt someone, of that I'm sure.
He injured a young Phil Foden when he was at Leicester. In the Carabao Cup tie. Foden would have been about 16 or 17.
He’s always been like that.
 
I’ve just got back from Tesco.

I wore my light City jacket, and on the way out, some twerp shouted, "United!"

My response: "Shit!"

"We’ll knock you off your perch." (I wonder where he got that from)

"You’ve made a fucking good start, haven’t you?"

"The money will run out."

"What money?"

"The oil money."

"When?"

"In about ten years."

"We won £210 million in prize money last season."

Silence.

The scary thing is, they live among us.
 
I live near Glastonbury now, but I am Newton Heath born and bred. I have had a few sly comments when out in my City top. But they all generally shut up when they hear my Manc accent.
Pretty much the same with me, even amongst the few City lads I'm the only Manchester-born fan. Makes it difficult to call out the red for not being "true" fans when the same could apply to the City fans.
 
I’ve just got back from Tesco.

I wore my light City jacket, and on the way out, some twerp shouted, "United!"

My response: "Shit!"

"We’ll knock you off your perch." (I wonder where he got that from)

"You’ve made a fucking good start, haven’t you?"

"The money will run out."

"What money?"

"The oil money."

"When?"

"In about ten years."

"We won £210 million in prize money last season."

Silence.

The scary thing is, they live among us.

Most kids going through secondary school now will not remember the rags winning the league.
 
I’ve just got back from Tesco.

I wore my light City jacket, and on the way out, some twerp shouted, "United!"

My response: "Shit!"

"We’ll knock you off your perch." (I wonder where he got that from)

"You’ve made a fucking good start, haven’t you?"

"The money will run out."

"What money?"

"The oil money."

"When?"

"In about ten years."

"We won £210 million in prize money last season."

Silence.

The scary thing is, they live among us.
The scary thing is they don’t seem to realise that it isn’t just us that are miles ahead of them.

They have focused so much on us, trying to stop us by buying players they didn’t really want just to stop us doing so that they have completely taken their eye off the ball.
 
I’ve just got back from Tesco.

I wore my light City jacket, and on the way out, some twerp shouted, "United!"

My response: "Shit!"

"We’ll knock you off your perch." (I wonder where he got that from)

"You’ve made a fucking good start, haven’t you?"

"The money will run out."

"What money?"

"The oil money."

"When?"

"In about ten years."

"We won £210 million in prize money last season."

Silence.

The scary thing is, they live among us.

Great, never let the cunts get away with anything they are shit compared to us.
 

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