United Thread - 2023/24

[Crooked_rain]

Well they wont do that for 2 reasons. Firstly they're shit and couldn't if they tried and secondly.....well

They did beat arsenal at Old Scaffold last season, so it's doable.

 

[Blue Til Death]

106m for Rashford.

 

[TinFoilHat]

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Larne are willing to pay that with a structured agreement of £50 a month.

 

[bluenova]

F... me - where did they dream up those figures? I wouldn't pay over £50m for any of them.
Rashford worth more than Harry Kane? £106m?
Dream on!

Scum.

There was an article in The Athletic last week about Chelsea, where they explained how it's all worked out.

It all sounded very complicated, and then they listed the squad, and everyone laughed.

Nicolas Jackson's value has apparently increased from £32m to £83 this season.

Romeo Lavia, on the other hand had dropped to £10m.

 

[Impeccable One]

What can the rags offer new players apart from big wages ?

CL= No
Modern Statium = No
Modern Training facilities = No
Fighting for trophies = Not really
Squad hungry for success = No

A guaranteed call up to your national team !

 

[mcfc64]

Don't know which would be funniest. No Europe at all or the Europa Conference

Don't know which would be funniest. No Europe at all or the Europa Conference

I think I would like to see them travelling to the depths of Europe playing teams I’ve never heard of probably for very little profit !

 

[blue b4 the moon]

would squad cost be mentioned

You know the answer.

 

[BlueRockape]

No Europe means a lower position but if they sneak into that Conference thingy being drawn against someone like Santa Clause FC would be fucking funny.

Especially if they beat arse to get there

 

[Vienna_70]

Maybe his mother Halley got something?

Is she flat?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Especially if they beat arse to get there

I know it's difficult, but, the rags will put a shite team out, in hope of handing the arse the title and save the other players for their Cup Final of Cup Finals.