Usain Bolt to the Rags

[TGR]

So Usain Bolt wants to play for the scum...
Camel Gob is going to speak to old Bacon Face regarding a trial... FFS!
Do these self seeking publicity whores never, ever stop?

 

[poyntonblue]

Can you imagine it, 'Usain, you stand on the wing lad and we'll stick it in the channel for you to chase. When you get it just stick it in the box'

Ridiculous

 

[Falastur]

There's no value in the market so ol' Baconface is having to shop around.

I heard he wants to sign the entire Chinese synchronised diving team too. He seems to think they'll fit right in...

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Ferguson's got the Scottish Judo team down at The Swamp, throwing Ash the Crash onto the mat so's any tumbles in the box this season might just look a little more authentic!

 

[Vienna_70]

Following the disappointment of only coming fourth in the synchronised diving, Tom Daley regrets not selecting Ashley Young as his partner!

 

[LoveCity]

Sounds perfect, two media whore 'brands' combining for a media frenzy.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

He does idolise the Rags, that's for certain.
I've got a mate, well aquaintance really, from Jamaica and he's the same, he fucking loves them. I told him his homegrown had gone to his head when he said Nasri was 'imminent.'
When he signed for City I told him to switch to amphetamines.

 

[JM Mcr]

Old news, he's said it before - it was even in his autobiography a couple of years ago. Presume it's his idea of a joke - he can't seriously believe a few youth team games in Jamaica equip him to play premier league football!!

 

[Manchester_City_Blue]

Just cause he's fast doesn't mean that he can control a ball at that speed.

 

[ghost305]

he's not even better than Bebe..