What would you invent

[idahoblues]

I'd be

I've got one of them. It's been moving Guinness and Greek food from my rectum to Lake Ontario since last Wednesday.

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[01cravend]

Time machine - Just so I could go to the exact point in time when Anthony Taylor was being conceived and shout through his parents window advising the father to pull out.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The internet and patent it, charge everyone £1.00 / annum registration and laugh at Mssrs Gates and Zuckerberg from my very tall building

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

8 lane motorways instead of the totally inadequate ones we have.

 

[abu13]

A defence that was capable of keeping a clean sheet.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

A defence that was capable of keeping a clean sheet.

Or seats capable of retaining fans till the end, instead of them streaming past me on masse from 80 minutes onwards. Then coming on with shit excuses saying they need to catch the tram to be engrossed by Honey fuckin' G on X factor.

Popcorn eating square eyed cunts.

 

[andyhinch]

Dynamite. Was loads of money in that.

Making explosives stable to the masses :-)

 

[Rosler1985]

A cure for baldness. I'd make a fortune even if I only sold it on here.

I'd happily take part in clinical trials!

 

[Magicpole]

I would invent a new religion. Tax free cash. Let's face it, If you can't get money out of people who believe in talking snakes and kangaroos hopping ten thousand miles to Australia, then Charlatanism is not your calling.

Either that or a sock finding device.