Whats the last text message you recieved

[supersoph]

Yes, yes, night out in South on Saturday! Got about ten of us, should be good!

My mate giving me the details of his birthday celebrations for this weekend.

Another weekend...another trip to South for me!

 

[Doctor Congo]

From nephew: Ive just bought a season ticket.
From me: PMSL you plastic gloryhunting twat.

 

[Simon Le Tom]

He wants 1500 to run up, so is he fuck!

Response to me asking my mate if Luke from BB was coming back to MC the wrestling show Friday night (like he did before he went in BB)

 

[Sheikh n Bake]

"Theres been posters for it all over the underground stations in liverpool as well, i thought i might check it out but i bloody wont bother now!"

who can guess what it was about?

 

[city_boy_lee]

"stuck in traffic on webster rd"

From one of the workers in my department.

 

[AyrshireBlue]

"on 5:24 can you pick me up from station, desparate for the toilet" !!!

 

[Danish Blue]

Hi we are now on the train my ticket is valid until ballerup so i have to stop and buy ticketand go in the nxt train.

From the phillipino au pair.............

 

[stonerblue]

Your balance is low.

 

[mancity5]

"I can`t walk properly today, god you are so big. xx "

Don`t know what she means tho !

 

[johnny on the spot]

Newcastle's nativity is going to be shit this year. 1 wise man, 11 donkeys and now the messiah's fucked off.