I once had a dodgy stomach walking in Kefalonia, up to the castle in Assos. I thought I'd get off the path and into a private gravel area. I dropped my kecks and bent over . There was an enormous explosion and then a dribble. My wife had given me some tissues to clean myself. Only when I stood up and looked behind me I noticed that the solid piece that was at the front of the anal exit, must have travelled a distance of some 8 foot. It was an incredible distance and I wondered it it was some kind of record ???
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BongoBlue
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Very fitting that this happened when you were in Greece as I think that it should be the inspiration for a new Olympic event called: "Turd Shooting" where contestants bend over and shoot out the foetid torpedo and measure the distance traveled in the air.I once had a dodgy stomach walking in Kefalonia, up to the castle in Assos. I thought I'd get off the path and into a private gravel area. I dropped my kecks and bent over . There was an enormous explosion and then a dribble. My wife had given me some tissues to clean myself. Only when I stood up and looked behind me I noticed that the solid piece that was at the front of the anal exit, must have travelled a distance of some 8 foot. It was an incredible distance and I wondered it it was some kind of record ???
Well done sir.
I was very proud of the effort and wondered if we should get our Carzy at home updated with a reinforced porcelain ...?Very fitting that this happened when you were in Greece as I think that it should be the inspiration for a new Olympic event called: "Turd Shooting" where contestants bend over and shoot out the foetid torpedo and measure the distance traveled in the air.
Well done sir.
spacecadet
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No follow through to report, but have been on the piss in Benidorm for 21 days. I have had a close do this morning. Must have farted the first dozen notes of La Marseillaise. Just another 3 weeks to go of this sesh. Full lift off is still there for the taking.
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6 weeks in total? Must have had a couple of full follow throughs in that timeframe.No follow through to report, but have been on the piss in Benidorm for 21 days. I have had a close do this morning. Must have farted the first dozen notes of La Marseillaise. Just another 3 weeks to go of this sesh. Full lift off is still there for the taking.