Blue moon 5 a side - 24th September 11 oclock

How on earth do you expect any right winger to keep his dick in his pants?
They're all at it, shagging about
Look at relatively recent history of high profile righties, never mind the plebs
Jeffrey Archer
David Mellor
Edwina Curry and John Major
That one who was found in his flat wearing fishnet stockings and a tangerine in his gob

BTW, which team am I on?

Your ref.
 
"Your ref" as in I get to choose who refs or, "you're ref" so I am the referee?
If the latter no point in turning up as every fucker will be sent off.
I'm not known as "Rob the card" for nothing

Who's bringing the ball?

Bill.
 
Can I have a go webby.
Primarily a play maker but I can also play inside left at a push.
September would be good as I can then have time to hone my skills.
I was third top scorer in 1968 for Saint Anselms R.C. (seriously)

I have to use an inhaler sometimes at the moment but it is very well controlled.
I speed walked into town for a drink with drone in under 17 minutes.
It would be an honor to serve the right wing in your hour of need.
My left knee is responding well to Volteral and I look really young for my years.

I am being serious and would play if you give me the opportunity.
I have a good turn of foot.

 
Can I have a go webby.
Primarily a play maker but I can also play inside left at a push.
September would be good as I can then have time to hone my skills.
I was third top scorer in 1968 for Saint Anselms R.C. (seriously)

I have to use an inhaler sometimes at the moment but it is very well controlled.
I speed walked into town for a drink with drone in under 17 minutes.
It would be an honor to serve the right wing in your hour of need.
My left knee is responding well to Volteral and I look really young for my years.

I am being serious and would play if you give me the opportunity.
I have a good turn of foot.



Taxi - it would be an honour - you are captain of the right wingers.
 
Me - Right Wing - Centre Midfield enforcer 1
Bill - Manager and Chief Executive of the Right Wingers 2
Tim of the oak - Can float left or Right 3
Shake rattle and roll - Political Persuasion to be confirmed 4
The pink panther 5
Stoner blue 6
Statto - may be up for this taken as a yes 7
Simmo - checking if he is Paul Simpson 8
Rammy Blue 9
MCFC Nathan 10
City Macc 11
Ric - if he can wear his love Corbyn T shirt 12
Scotty Boi 13
Dennis has done it 14
ManCity Something 15

That is some squad!

So we have 15 - ideally we need 6 a side - so that 3 subs - no doubt will be a few drop outs but we are nearly there.

Team Note - Can all the right wingers please start pre season training as of tonight - abstaining from all alcohol, sex and political debate until the day we crush these snowflakes.

I think you've missed me out mate
 

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