United thread 2017/18

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Now this post might not be popular, but I feel the need to post anyway. Jose's Giants are a force to be reckoned with. Please bear with me whilst I explain.

They have had Moyse's boys playing an old skool style of hoofball, akin to the kick & rush teams Wimbledon used to put out in the 80s.

Then they had a more sophisticated brand of hoofball. Almost a new brand of football. The LVG philosophy on hoofball. This was an improvement on the previous old skool hoofball brand of football. This worked to a degree. It was hoodball into A&E in the MIDDLE of the park.....a CAM who used his head or chest to lay off the ball to a team mate. Proper football brain. A brand new position. A CAM who was shit with his boot, but taller than his opponents, so physically this new position suited a particular type of player. LVG = tactical genius. Unfortunately for Louis, 5th place just isn't good enough for the biggest & besest club in the whole wide world....so even though he has set the blueprint for the future 'United Way' he had to bite the bullet.

Now they have Jose's Giants. He's seen that they need bigger and bigger and bigger players to bully the likes of West Brom into submission. He's bullied is way to titles before with the likes of Ibrahimovic and Drogba as his version of Big Fash The Bash, but he's also added LVG's philosophy of having bigger CAMs too. His huge back four now have the option of hoofing it long into the channels for an athlete like Lukaku to run onto....OR they can play their ace card and hoof it into the CAM position for him to head it down to Mata or the only other under 6ft player they have in Mikatarwhateverhescalled. This is an awesome and almost unplayable brand of hoofball going forwards.

Now this is where it gets a problem for the rest of us. Now he has signed Matic, they now have either 6 or 7 players who have no interest whatsoever in getting infront of the ball. Although they had no pace in the middle of the park, they are very disciplined and find their shape early and don't lose their position so they are unlikely to concede many goals. Against most top teams they will look for and probably get a few 0-0 draws, but against the rest, they will win MOST games 1-0. Make no mistake, we are way better then them, and although I've taken the piss somewhat, I do see them as a challenge to overcome this season.

We will have to see, but in theory, they can do ss you say, nick a goal from a header & park the bus, lump on the break, set piece etc & a lot of Prem teams MAY find it difficult.

Then go for a 0-0 v the top 6 maybe snide a victory then there 's the refs.

They could be a difficult team to get a result against.

And I suppose lumping it to the big men, will then become the new football genius.
 
So people do u still think these jokers are still up for challenging for the league??? Don't let the score fool people totally out classed miles behind.
 
Daily Mail, ladies and gentleman:

Real Madrid and Manchester United are two of the most decorated clubs in European football.

Between them, the two footballing giants have secured 15 European Cup triumphs and won 53 league titles.

PS. Between them, two footballing giants Real Madrid and Aston Villa have secured 14 European Cup triumphs and won 41 league titles.
 
We will have to see, but in theory, they can do ss you say, nick a goal from a header & park the bus, lump on the break, set piece etc & a lot of Prem teams MAY find it difficult.

Then go for a 0-0 v the top 6 maybe snide a victory then there 's the refs.

They could be a difficult team to get a result against.

And I suppose lumping it to the big men, will then become the new football genius.
I'm telling you mate....all this youth football you watch where they try to pass & move....useless in the modern day. Hoofball is the best way as its the United way. Get used to it. The media will love it. Proper British style togga.....lump it to the big man
 
I'm telling you mate....all this youth football you watch where they try to pass & move....useless in the modern day. Hoofball is the best way as its the United way. Get used to it. The media will love it. Proper British style togga.....lump it to the big man

Yep.

Ray Wilkins will be on Sky telling everyone how dull the Da Silva's are, thank god proper football is back & how Lukaku is the new Cascarino.
 
Hilarious how shit they are. They actually start Lingard, Smalling and bring on Fellaini regularly.

Pogba and Lukaku will be inconsistent all season long.
 
We will have to see, but in theory, they can do ss you say, nick a goal from a header & park the bus, lump on the break, set piece etc & a lot of Prem teams MAY find it difficult.

Then go for a 0-0 v the top 6 maybe snide a victory then there 's the refs.

They could be a difficult team to get a result against.

And I suppose lumping it to the big men, will then become the new football genius.

You don't win titles that way IMO. Even Leicester had more to their game than that.
 
they'll win title my ass but this football they're playing might be good for cup competitions, including CL. Over the two ties, it will be hard to break them.
 
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