United thread 2017/18

[Stockton Heath Blue]

http://www.umaxit.com/index.php/col...united-always-get-easy-champions-league-draws

Wrote a piece for Unibet wondering why United have consistently enjoyed easy Champions League group draws since 2000.

Good article mate, especially when you consider how the other perceived top-ran king European teams have fared in the draws over the same period. I'm no mathematician but I'm guessing the probability numbers of these sustained easy draws would be astonishing.

Like you, I'm no conspiracy theorist but the facts do leave you scratching your head somewhat.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Over 22 hours with no abuse...

Fucking scum.

 

[Easy]

SCUM.

Have no fear lads they will be broken soon. The real schedule begins shortly, 3 games a week with their thin squad is a receipt for disaster.

When will PEG start complaining about fitness? I'm going for early October.

Can lazy boy Lukaku handle playing 3 games a week, something he's never done before, don't think so. Btw great to see him miss a penalty, can see it hanging over his head.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

We need a name for that guy. Someone must know him!

Cunwat?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

A previous ''The New'' (delete as appropriate) Capt Marvel, Keano, Anderson, Veron, Moses, Davenport has his career going upwards and upwards....
Now at Mexican club Atlas

 

[mat]

A previous ''The New'' (delete as appropriate) Capt Marvel, Keano, Anderson, Veron, Moses, Davenport has his career going upwards and upwards....
Now at Mexican club Atlas

He won't be allowed to take the piss there.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

We need a name for that guy. Someone must know him!

Sadly Wright-fucker

 

[uwe rosler 28]

SCUM.

Have no fear lads they will be broken soon. The real schedule begins shortly, 3 games a week with their thin squad is a receipt for disaster.

When will PEG start complaining about fitness? I'm going for early October.

Can lazy boy Lukaku handle playing 3 games a week, something he's never done before, don't think so. Btw great to see him miss a penalty, can see it hanging over his head.

But they've got the biggest bested squad in the whole world with players like smalling,young,darmian,carrick, fellanini,lingard,martial,to cover!!!!! Hahahahahaha

 

[BlueHammer85]

A previous ''The New'' (delete as appropriate) Capt Marvel, Keano, Anderson, Veron, Moses, Davenport has his career going upwards and upwards....
Now at Mexican club Atlas

He had the talent.

But he's a lad with serious issues

 

[uwe rosler 28]

That fucker will be injecting his main players up to the eyeballs and playing them every single game they will all be fucked next season and then it will all start. Players,fans turn against him and he jumps ship with a big pay off. Its exactly what he did at Chelsea.

 

[Easy]

But they've got the biggest bested squad in the whole world with players like smalling,young,darmian,carrick, fellanini,lingard,martial,to cover!!!!! Hahahahahaha

Hahaha

Big nose is coming back too, they should be favorites for the CL.

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Has anyone seen the thread on rag cafe titled 'is it fair to critisise guardiola at this point?'.

The poor obsessed mites, not even got going with the standard of football we can play and we are tucked nicely behind them in the league waiting to go up a few gears.

 

[laserblue]

Rooney's police mug shot. Allegedly :)

 

[mat]

Sky one wanking over PEG upstaging the Grenfell game.

I hope someone smacks him in the face for penalties.

 

[laserblue]

Sky one wanking over PEG upstaging the Grenfell game.

I hope someone smacks him in the face for penalties.

He somehow managed to get yellow carded as well. Attention seeking twunt.

 

[Tanzeylee]

He had the talent.

But he's a lad with serious issues

The only serous issue he has is he's a ****

 

[BlueHammer85]

The only serous issue he has is he's a ****

Unfortunately true.
Thrown into the lime light at 16, media attention ever since has made matters worse for him.
No excusing his recent actions.

 

[mat]

Unfortunately true.
Thrown into the lime light at 16, media attention ever since has made matters worse for him.
No excusing his recent actions.

He left the scum to join your boys as BFS needed a top up on his brown envelope fund. GPC allegedly gave up on him.

If he has mental issues I hope he's addressing them. Signing for a Mexican club makes me think he's running away from them.

 

[mat]

He somehow managed to get yellow carded as well. Attention seeking twunt.

He was the same during the penalties.

Played the pantomime villian to a tee. The media will report it as being a selfless gesture as he turned up last minute and gave his goalkeepers gloves to a kid in the stand whilst still taking part in it.