United thread 2017/18

[mosssideblue]

1) Do you have any evidence to back up the part in bold as it sound like total bollocks.

2) it has factual basis. Source is the British Medical Journal:

That makes me sad :)

 

[city saint]

That makes me sad :)

years ago a black mate of mine was listening to some women in a café talking about the myth that black men have big dicks (they hadn't noticed him behind them) he just walked in front of them and said" it not a myth lady" and cooly walked out it was funny as fuck watching the women spluttering their tea every where

 

[SWP's back]

years ago a black mate of mine was listening to some women in a café talking about the myth that black men have big dicks (they hadn't noticed him behind them) he just walked in front of them and said" it not a myth lady" and cooly walked out it was funny as fuck watching the women spluttering their tea every where

Geoff Clipp would choke on his knitted yoghurt.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I'm on the white line, just above the green one. Towards the right...

Lucky twat.

 

[johnnytapia]

All this talk of big cocks is getting out of hand.

 

[ccr]

All this talk of big cocks is getting out of hand.

Come again ?

 

[Cheesy]

I'm right at the extreme end of that graph.
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:'(

 

[PragueBlue]

Geoff Clipp would choke on his knitted yoghurt.

Her knitted yoghurt, I think.

 

[Groke]

They'll be binning a few pies (and prawn butties) tonight- no fucker there, swathes of red seats that sky are trying their best not to show.

 

[jaiguruKun]

They'll be binning a few pies (and prawn butties) tonight- no fucker there, swathes of red seats that sky are trying their best not to show.

Must be the reason their game is live on sky, 5 Live and Talkshite simultaneously, none of the fuckers can be bothered going.

 

[geoff clipp]

1) Do you have any evidence to back up the part in bold as it sound like total bollocks.

2) it has factual basis. Source is the British Medical Journal:

I'm not entirely sure that graph is real by the way. But in any case, I'm sure you would have noticed when you googled it that the biggest study on the subject found otherwise.



EDIT: FAKE NEWS
http://www.tdsmproject.com/debunking-penissizedistributionbyethnicityracechart/

 

[bluethrunthru]

They'll be binning a few pies (and prawn butties) tonight- no fucker there, swathes of red seats that sky are trying their best not to show.

On 5Live they estimated the attendance at 50k -plus ha ha ha ha

 

[bakerdave76]

@MUFCemptyseats

 

[lazerblue]

as the first goal went in the commentator said " that should calm the nerves of united" against fuckin burton!!

 

[lazerblue]

earlier on sky phil steptoe neville compared rashford to henry after his performance against fuckin burton and no fucker thought to challenge him

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Looks like Old Toilet was vacant tonight , biggest missing persons search in history 658.99m have gone walk about.

 

[Bluekiwi]

as the first goal went in the commentator said " that should calm the nerves of united" against fuckin burton!!

And ESPN's leading picture was Rashford as United "thrash" Burton.
Burton, who the "f" are Burton? Oh that's right a team near the bottom of the Championship.
Official attendance was 75,000+ - of course it will be when they count ALL the seats in the ground whether occupied or not.

 

[lazerblue]

if we beat burton the first thing they would do would be compare the price of the teams but no mention tonight that for the price of martial you could buy burton albion and every fuckin house in burton

 

[mat]

Nappy Rash is the new Pele after scoring two goals against the mighty Burton.

Phil Chuckle has a diamond cutter on about him.

 

[bluethrunthru]

@MUFCemptyseats

Hmmm - I only count 49,999