United thread 2017/18

[Greg.W2]

@MUFCemptyseats

Forget all those empties!!... Red ones don't count

 

[Grassland Blue]

They managed to count the empty seats at Spuds....

 

[better dead than red]

Nope. I've been chased down a street by a ladyboy in Bangkok who had a right anaconda. They're hung like donkeys there.

Hard to run with your trousers down innit? How'd you escape, mate? :)

 

[super_city_si]

earlier on sky phil steptoe neville compared rashford to henry after his performance against fuckin burton and no fucker thought to challenge him

Burton reserves.

 

[better dead than red]

1) Do you have any evidence to back up the part in bold as it sound like total bollocks.

2) it has factual basis. Source is the British Medical Journal:

But there's a YouTube video. It must be true. Everyone knows if there is a video on YouTube then it is true. See 9-11 attacks, Bilderbergs running the world, and Colonel Sanders putting secret ingredients in his friend chicken to make you crave it fortnightly.

 

[super_city_si]

if we beat burton the first thing they would do would be compare the price of the teams but no mention tonight that for the price of martial you could buy burton albion and every fuckin house in burton

Too true. Plus it would be the running theme of the commentary.

 

[citytilllidie]

Hard to run with your trousers down innit? How'd you escape, mate? :)

Ha Ha. Got the image in me 'ead. Hilarious that

 

[Dubai Blue]

If anyone wants to know why it's considered racist (and also untrue), Richard Herring's discussion on it from a couple of years back is a very good place to start.

Confused. I listened to all of that and didn't learn a thing other than that you can't get your cock out at the Sistine Chapel and take a photo of it (killjoys).

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Just seen that Rashford has now been compared to mbappe and ousame dembele by the wisdom of phil neville after proving his worth against Burton Albion

 

[argyle]

Unbelievable that some parts of the media are bigging up their win over the might Burton reserve side.

Did any of the media show the price comparison between the two sides?

 

[citytill1die84]

Rashford as good as Mbappe now hahaha tell me again how many league goals he's scored? Also how many did he score last year?

Hahaha

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Looks like Old Toilet was vacant tonight , biggest missing persons search in history 658.99m have gone walk about.

Dont be silly,there was a bomb scare,most of the reds are safe outside the ground.

 

[Silvercloud]

Sky Sports now asking if Rashford is getting the plaudits he deserves? I shit you not. The PR machine is in full flow this week. Mike Wedderburn must be struggling to keep a straight face.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Sky Sports now asking if Rashford is getting the plaudits he deserves? I shit you not. The PR machine is in full flow this week. Mike Wedderburn must be struggling to keep a straight face.

Ah - but would Mbappe manage to score 2 against Burton Albion's reserves? (In the unlikely event that this should happen!)

 

[geoff clipp]

Confused. I listened to all of that and didn't learn a thing other than that you can't get your cock out at the Sistine Chapel and take a photo of it (killjoys).

Apologies, I posted the wrong link! Corrected now, sounds like your perseverance at least paid off with some useful travel advice.

 

[Blue_Rossy]

Rashford as good as Mbappe now hahaha tell me again how many league goals he's scored? Also how many did he score last year?

Hahaha

I know mate, spat my corn flakes out reading that this morning! Basically score against burton albion lol and you in line for the ballon d'or

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I'm not entirely sure that graph is real by the way. But in any case, I'm sure you would have noticed when you googled it that the biggest study on the subject found otherwise.



EDIT: FAKE NEWS
http://www.tdsmproject.com/debunking-penissizedistributionbyethnicityracechart/

I hope Romelu hasn't seen that, just when his phone is red hot with panting lusty chicks his credibility gets trashed.

 

[blue by birth]

earlier on sky phil steptoe neville compared rashford to henry after his performance against fuckin burton and no fucker thought to challenge him

For once I'm in total agreement with chuckle brother Phil ...he's absolutely bang on in his comparison with the Wythenshawe Pele and Henry....I'm sure Lenny will be very happy ....
Rashford is so fucking overrated

 

[blueincy]

@MUFCemptyseats

The cup holders to boot or should that be title holders;-)

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Hard to run with your trousers down innit? How'd you escape, mate? :)

I didn’t.