United thread 2017/18

[Mike N]

I've no sympathy for the fuzzy haired dirty bastard. His constant elbowing is bad enough, but he trawls the depths of human decency with his repeated grobbing at opposition players. That really is the lowest of the low and shows what a fucking sewer rat he really is.

Very well said.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Mod note to all.

We dont allow the wishing of injury to players regardless of who they play for.

Technicality: it's not possible to wish injury on someone who is already injured, unless you are wishing for a 2nd injury, as they are already injured, so even if you 'say' you wish them injured, you are not wishing them injured you are actually celebrating an injury which has already happened, which is not against the coc (even though I got a thread ban for it with Zlamaras).

 

[Neville Kneville]

So has fellaini been diagnosed yet? As odd as this may sound but hasn't he been utds best player as of late?
I was watching the Belgium match and didn't see him get tackled or hurt in a tackle, the pitch they was playing on looked like a cow field so it wouldn't surprise me if he or anyone got injured, very uneven, slippery and sodden. Everytime kdb got the ball I winced as I could see him turning an ankle or slipping over, not the best conditions for a football match.

Yes. He was found to be a psychopath.

 

[PragueBlue]

Can we wish him an extremely slow recovery?

 

[blueinsa]

Technicality: it's not possible to wish injury on someone who is already injured, unless you are wishing for a 2nd injury, as they are already injured, so even if you 'say' you wish them injured, you are not wishing them injured you are actually celebrating an injury which has already happened, which is not against the coc (even though I got a thread ban for it with Zlamaras).

Semantics.

Rules are clear on this and posts will just get deleted with repeat offenders dealt with it really is that simple mate.

Anyone with an issue can speak to @Ric

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Can we wish him an extremely slow recovery?

And hope that it was nothing trivial?

 

[Machiavelli]

Mod note to all.

We dont allow the wishing of injury to players regardless of who they play for.

In that case, I hope his wife is knobbing his brother and his best mate. Simultaneously. ;-)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'm going to wish him a speedy recovery because it will make fuck all difference.

 

[blueinsa]

In that case, I hope his wife is knobbing his brother and his best mate. Simultaneously. ;-)

Better.

Look i know its difficult given the fact he is one odious rag mother fucker but certain things can be thought but have to remain unsaid ;-)

 

[Neville Kneville]

What about an infection ?

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

What about an infection ?

Or a stroke?

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Just a strain to the inside of his knee apparently.

Be like Gundogan against WBA and back in a week or so.

 

[Thekinkygoat]

Forum rules......

• Don't wish injury on players, City or otherwise.

Its that simple and those doing it will be thread banned or more because it isnt allowed.

Les try and be sensible here please everyone.

Thanks.

In that case I hope he's forced to suffer some truly disgusting hospital food, a bad case of the liquid shites resulting from same and that his flight back to Manchester is delayed by several hours after he checks in before being hit by constant turbulence.

 

[blueinsa]

In that case I hope he's forced to suffer some truly disgusting hospital food, a bad case of the liquid shites resulting from same and that his flight back to Manchester is delayed by several hours after he checks in before being hit by constant turbulence.

Acceptable ;-)

 

[Dreadzone]

wow you're barring our wishes? i just thought we werent allowed to post them. this is extreme #toughmods [emoji3]

It's silly making your wishes public cus they won't come true!

 

[City Raider]

This bloke nailed on normally when it comes to Belgium players.

Kristof Terreur: Means that Marouane Fellaini (MCL strain) will miss Liverpool, Spurs, Benfica and possibly Chelsea. #lfc #thfc #cfc #mufc

 

[Dreadzone]

This bloke nailed on normally when it comes to Belgium players.

Kristof Terreur: Means that Marouane Fellaini (MCL strain) will miss Liverpool, Spurs, Benfica and possibly Chelsea. #lfc #thfc #cfc #mufc

Oh, I hope so!

 

[Thekinkygoat]

This bloke nailed on normally when it comes to Belgium players.

Kristof Terreur: Means that Marouane Fellaini (MCL strain) will miss Liverpool, Spurs, Benfica and possibly Chelsea. #lfc #thfc #cfc #mufc

Lol. The first 3 will use a high press and they've ran out of lumps to kick it to apart from Lukaku, who traps it further than I can kick it.

 

[laserblue]

This bloke nailed on normally when it comes to Belgium players.

Kristof Terreur: Means that Marouane Fellaini (MCL strain) will miss Liverpool, Spurs, Benfica and possibly Chelsea. #lfc #thfc #cfc #mufc

What a shame. However I do wish him a speedy recovery. Perhaps 7 days? Venusian days that is.

(To save everyone from looking it up, a day on Venus is 243 Earth days - the longest in the solar system.)

 

[Rammyblues]

If we are going to beat them rather with a full squad dont want any excuse that they had injuries to key players at certain times, so get well soon bogbrush.