United thread 2017/18

[Machiavelli]

Fandabbydosie. Love it.

 

[uteblue]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

 

[manimanc]

Please can we all start refering to lukako as Boycie. The fucking useless jaffa. Makes Garry Birtles look prolific.

You do know I have copyright on the boycie nickname don't you?

 

[blueinsa]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

"Mind the fucking gap" pmsl

 

[TravisBickle]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

Our players are not designed to play PEGS hoof ball so he is probably right.
However not one Utd player would get into Peps City, not even the doughnut thief.

 

[Easy]

Imagine for one second no matter how hard it might be for a Blue, playing for that **** and how soul destroying it is if you have anything about you as a footballer?

Any sympathy for a rag player is now over ;-)

I don’t understand how most of the attacking players have not been pushing for moves. Not only it is soul destroying football, they won’t win anything playing it. Last season they counted a community shield as a trophy, won a competition we were too good to even be in and won the league cup with ref help after progressing against our reserves and youngsters 1-0. A nothing club that will not make top 4.

Rag players dream they could play for City every night.

 

[jimharri]

 

[andyhinch]

Just read this doozy on rag cafe:
“How many City players would start for Jose's United? One, two or three? Basically, only KDB would be a guaranteed starter at United now. DDG and all defensive players are regarded as superior to City's palyers in the same positions (given that Mendy is out for the season), same with Matic and Pogba. Martial/Rashford are considered no less talented than Sane/Jesus. And Lukaku is much more of a Jose CF than Aguero.”

The drugs get cheap when your that far out of town.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Please can we all start refering to lukako as Boycie. The fucking useless jaffa. Makes Garry Birtles look prolific.

4 months ago, he was referred to as THE BELGIAN BONY

Shirley we can now change this to the BLACK BIRTLES (providing the PC police don't class this as racist, where the butt of the joke is BIRTLES and Lukaku, and not a race issue)

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Essence of rag....

Fuckin hell he looks like a fat Eden Hazard.

 

[Blueknows]

Frm Redcaf .................He's been in the job 17 months now and he still can't make his team string together more than a few passes against the best teams.

I was worried before, but now I'm convinced that the man is outdated. I don't see him lasting long enough to become a success here, we're too far behind.

 

[Easy]

4 months ago, he was referred to as THE BELGIAN BONY

Shirley we can now change this to the BLACK BIRTLES (providing the PC police don't class this as racist, where the butt of the joke is BIRTLES and Lukaku, and not a race issue)

Hahaha The Belgian bony is a good one

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Our players are not designed to play PEGS hoof ball so he is probably right.
However not one Utd player would get into Peps City, not even the doughnut thief.

Yep- PEG would have to be some kind of miracle worker to reduce our players down to their level.

 

[blueinsa]

Frm Redcaf .................He's been in the job 17 months now and he still can't make his team string together more than a few passes against the best teams.

I was worried before, but now I'm convinced that the man is outdated. I don't see him lasting long enough to become a success here, we're too far behind.

Less than 300 passes today with over 20% of those classed as long balls and only a 70 odd% completion rate.

2 shots on target all game.

Turgid shite!

 

[burnley blue mcfc]

Enjoyed watching them lose at chelsea, a team we owned for 90mins!, their midfield is a fucking joke we’ll destroy them next mth AGAIN

 

[blueincy]

 

[blueincy]

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

It is slowly starting to unravel ha ha haaaaaaa

 

[purplenose]

I sat and watched the City game and then watched the rags, afterwards I thought .....What a massive pile of fucking shite they are. How they are second is beyond me. Clusterfuck of a team.

 

[imrebanana]

Mind the gap!
The new Tick Tock?