United thread 2017/18

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As they were losing , thought i would watch the last ten minutes , they had A&E , Lukatme , Matic , and a few other lumps in the box and the Gurner along with the donut thief were just launching the ball into the box , its incredulous that the Gouger has spent £400m to assemble that shower of shite , you reap what you sow , you Raggy bastards.
 
Colin Bells Boots said:
Just seen an article in MUEN about concern that A and E might be tempted away from Old Shithouse as foreign clubs are able to sign him/it in January .
Seeing as Mourinho relies on the useless dirty fucker as his go to player , when fully implementing his kick'n'run desperation tactics , the " integrity " of the publication once again comes into serious question.

Secondly which clubs in Europe as so fucking shit as to see the twat as a decent signing ?
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West Brom?
 
I am getting a bit bored of them at the moment if i am honest. I know i am supposed to keep a fire burning to hate them to the core but just meh. Mourinho has not changed one bit since we first heard of the chap. He did better at Chelsea but walked into a team just clicking as it was, no doubt he did well though. However we saw the mechanical pragmatist then but more so now. If they had Stoke tops on and changed Mourinho's name nobody would care to watch them really and that is the truth of it.

Pep having us play like we are is probably the main factor in this to be honest but you have to play some boring cack to make me not want to keep a close eye on utd.

All of the current style stems from him, he was given a fair wedge to spend probably and has had a couple of windows to mould his squad. I could not be at ease with that as a united fan at the moment. The only thing stopping me losing my temper is the league position currently.
 
TCIB said:
I am getting a bit bored of them at the moment if i am honest. I know i am supposed to keep a fire burning to hate them to the core but just meh. Mourinho has not changed one bit since we first heard of the chap. He did better at Chelsea but walked into a team just clicking as it was, no doubt he did well though. However we saw the mechanical pragmatist then but more so now. If they had Stoke tops on and changed Mourinho's name nobody would care to watch them really and that is the truth of it.

Pep having us play like we are is probably the main factor in this to be honest but you have to play some boring cack to make me not want to keep a close eye on utd.

All of the current style stems from him, he was given a fair wedge to spend probably and has had a couple of windows to mould his squad. I could not be at ease with that as a united fan at the moment. The only thing stopping me losing my temper is the league position currently.
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You've obviously not been listening.

It's now a squad in Mourinho's mould.
It's his second season and we all know what happens in his second season.
It's a big and powerful squad.
Matic is the best signing ever.
 
schfc6 said:
You've obviously not been listening.

It's now a squad in Mourinho's mould.
It's his second season and we all know what happens in his second season.
It's a big and powerful squad.
Matic is the best signing ever.
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I bet you couldn't keep a straight face, typing that.
 
schfc6 said:
You've obviously not been listening.

It's now a squad in Mourinho's mould.
It's his second season and we all know what happens in his second season.
It's a big and powerful squad.
Matic is the best signing ever.
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Lukaku, a bargain at 75 million.
 
The rags were surprisingly quiet at work today.

However, there were plenty of questions, such as, "Where’s Lumpkaku?" and "Has anybody seen Lumpkaku?"
 
prestonibbo_mcfc said:
I bet you couldn't keep a straight face, typing that.
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I'll admit it was a little difficult. They are well worn cliches now.

I did particularly enjoy Matic being ran ragged yesterday. The most over hyped transfer I can remember. Can't think of a transfer the media have been so desperate to jizz them Sen over...
 
Lukaku passes against Chelsea = 16
Ederson passes against Arsenal = 25 including two to teammates in the opposition half

Great reading
 
I lifted this from SadCafe yesterday........oh......how they are hurting!!............apologies if you have already seen it.

The main trophy is PL. We are not winning it this year. City will walk the league. We are not winning the CL either. This means that Jose will have his last year under his current contract to win either of these two cups. To be honest, I do not see us spending more than City next summer, so I doubt we will be able to close the gap in quality. Also, taking into account that it is Mou, I expect him to start ruining himself after the shock of losing the league to Conte and Pep. Next season will be more dramatic than the current one.
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I really am drinking in the current situation. CTID!
 
Just flicked on the City thread, on Red Cafe. They reckon we're lucky. FFS just look at the goal difference, that's not luck.
There is definately more than the average twattage, on there.
 
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Utd fans in the chair, city fans walking.
They just can't engage us at the minute, once they loved spouting about their cesspit of a club at every given opportunity, now they won't even mention football.
Love it.
 
The best own goal I've seen for a while :-) yet the salty alty fan disallowed it....The ****...

 
blueincy said:
The best own goal I've seen for a while :-) yet the salty alty fan disallowed it....The ****...

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Not re-watched that before – it's no way a foul, Phil the Face goes to ground because he misjudges the ball coming at him and tries to adjust his feet to compensate, but being the clumsy fuck he is, he falls over and scores a cracker of an own goal!
 
Barry Glendenning on Football Weekly "...Manchester United are just dirty long ball merchants and nowhere was that more apparent than yesterday, when Fellaini came on, elbows Morata in the head and then they're lumping balls forward to him... How much money have they spent?

He's John Fashanu, and they are Wimbledon 1989, and it's cost them three hundred million quid!"


Yep.
 
dario2739 said:
Not re-watched that before – it's no way a foul, Phil the Face goes to ground because he misjudges the ball coming at him and tries to adjust his feet to compensate, but being the clumsy fuck he is, he falls over and scores a cracker of an own goal!
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My thoughts also should've stood..
 
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