United thread 2017/18

[manimanc]

Where is their Bluemoon goes into meltdown thread? I used to piss my pants laughing reading that. Have they retired it now? Bless em.

 

[zandvoort blue]

Evra sacked by Marseille......tehehehehe

 

[davek1808]

Evra sacked by Marseille......tehehehehe

Just hope the wank stain isn't over here as a pundit on every rag game now.

 

[Bilboblue]

Evra sacked by Marseille......tehehehehe

Banned for 7 months, too.

 

[Captain Underpants]

Aha ok, I live around 4 miles from Romsey, if it's the Hampshire one.

Yes it is the Hants one. Romsey's nice; often down there and Southampton on business with the MoD and Lloyds.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Is he giving defensive instructions to his team here or is he at puppy obedience classes?

Think he’s saying ‘zees deek won’t zuck itzelf’

 

[foggy1974]

I do... Kent, small section of us blues down here amongst a sea of Rags!!

I know exactly how you feel, same here.

 

[TCIB]

He is one **** i would love to fight, i'd snap his bastard leg off and smash his face in with it. Seriously though he is a pissy sod and one day someone is going to punch him into the middle of next week. I just hope it gets cammed.

 

[Vienna_70]

If Lumpkaku's drought goes on any longer, Bob Geldof will be recording a charity song for him.

;-)

 

[Bill]

the ticket tout was right

yep

 

[Vienna_70]

I do... Kent, small section of us blues down here amongst a sea of Rags!!

Do you know @KentBlue?

 

[deano ou812]

If Lumpkaku's drought goes on any longer, Bob Geldof will be recording a charity song for him.

;-)

What like feed the lump..

 

[citytilllidie]

This French journo - was he called Dunquanne Chateaux by any chance?

Haw he haw

 

[laserblue]

the ticket tout was right

He wasn't right when he said in March 2014 that he was "absolutely certain" Moyes was the right manager for the rags (Moyes was sacked 4 weeks later) or in May 2014 when he said "Next year I guarantee that we will be number one in Manchester". Still, one out of three isn't bad.

 

[citytilllidie]

Not as far as I'm aware but they're most likely the types that likes to adopt Americanisms like pissed for pissed off, gotten instead of got or off of instead of off. Or say "Can I get..." in a retail outlet.

Or ' Do the math'!

 

[Bilboblue]

Always a giggle to read things like this: http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-united-vs-manchester-city.341838/

And: http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-city-vs-manchester-united.352224/

The despair, as it dawned on them, that times had changed.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Always a giggle to read things like this: http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-united-vs-manchester-city.341838/

And: http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-city-vs-manchester-united.352224/

The despair, as it dawned on them, that times had changed.

Delusion of the highest order in those threads but this, following the 6-1 is a worldy......

"Cleverley would have made a huge difference".

 

[Stoned Rose]

"You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold"

It's cold inside his skull.

 

[TCIB]

Sorry to say my Uncle Graham is a southern rag ****. Has a big fat house in Tunbridge Wells. To his credit he used to be a perm fixture at old trafford with my aunt nearly divorcing him because he went to a match over her sisters wedding xD This chap used to be around when people went to watch both teams though due to the alternation of home and away, just got a sweet job in the city. My father and uncle Graham could often be found at Maine Road with a paper under their arm and a pie in their belly even though they are red to the core, filthy fuckers.

 

[malg]

Always a giggle to read things like this: http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-united-vs-manchester-city.341838/

And: http://www.redcafe.net/threads/manchester-city-vs-manchester-united.352224/

The despair, as it dawned on them, that times had changed.

Thanks for posting those links. Great reading.