United thread 2017/18

[r.soleofsalford]

Bourinho is a sniveling coward of a manager (probably man in general) I absolutely loathe the fucker and can't wait for the inevitable meltdown that's on the way.

me too mate.

 

[Bilboblue]

I wonder what that picture was that someone put up before it got deleted? They're wishing death on him and everything :D

It was God.

They think putting pics of God up, helps them get some divine intervention.

They only started doing it after Howard Webb retired.

(That last line may, or may not be true).

 

[Samsdad]

This from taggarts worst signings thread ... this was an interview with bebe ....


'One day I passed the ball through Ryan Giggs's legs and he told me, "Go on, go tell your mother you did this to Ryan Giggs".'

 

[Machiavelli]

Hate to mention it but they did win it again the following year.

Was just about to post this.

 

[Withnail]

I see Lukaku has been spouting off saying he is confident the Rags can chase us down. I hope we batter them in the Derby and Big nose gets sent off.

 

[Machiavelli]

I see Lukaku has been spouting off saying he is confident the Rags can chase us down. I hope we batter them in the Derby and Big nose gets sent off.

Which big nose, there’s at least 3 of them?

 

[dario2739]

I see Lukaku has been spouting off saying he is confident the Rags can chase us down. I hope we batter them in the Derby and Big nose gets sent off.

Shame his manager doesn't show the same level of confidence in him and let him take penalties

 

[manimanc]

Hate to mention it but they did win it again the following year.

Only because they was the best of a bad bunch.

 

[Easy]

Shame his manager doesn't show the same level of confidence in him and let him take penalties

They are shielding him from the pressure. Because you know, one of the most expensive strikers in history can’t handle the pressure. As displayed by his tendency to go missing in every big game.

 

[Silvas' left eyebrow]

They are shielding him from the pressure. Because you know, one of the most expensive strikers in history can’t handle the pressure. As displayed by his tendency to go missing in every big game.

This all day long

 

[casserole of nonsense]

Which big cùnt, there’s at least 659 million of them?

Quick fix for you, hope you don't mind?

 

[BigOscar]

I see Lukaku has been spouting off saying he is confident the Rags can chase us down. I hope we batter them in the Derby and Big nose gets sent off.

I saw a weird quote from him saying that United would be in business once Ibrahimovic comes back? Is that him admitting that what the team really needs is for him not to be in it? As I don't disagree with him but it's a worrying lack of confidence to have in yourself!

 

[Machiavelli]

Quick fix for you, hope you don't mind?

Not at all bruv, that’s what I meant!

 

[adrianr]

Ugh have these twats not fucked off into administration yet?

 

[manimanc]

I fecking love that thread!

A particular favourite:

Why do they say feck?
Are they all Irish?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Why do they say feck?
Are they all Irish?

 

[manimanc]

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Is that directed at HMRC?

 

[TCIB]

Now that was a fucking funny comedy. Almost as comical as watching utd fans writhe like a hooked hag fish which they are this season but great non the less.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Not for me..........