United thread 2017/18

[Essembe]

We're in trouble, impossible to prepare for a battle against that many elbows and that much hair

Nothing is left to chance with Pep. That’s why there are so many concerts at the Etihad these days so we can do a microphone check yo, microphone check 1 2 1 2!!!

 

[SPIDERBOY]

I had £20 that he'd not score 30 goals in the league this season with a deluded rag who thought they were signing Drogba and Henry rolled into 1, he's been extremely quiet the past month after being giddy as fuck at the start of the season. Saw him Saturday and mentioned how i'd not been hearing from him, apparently it's not a fair bet as i knew what i was talking about and he didn't!!

A rag who knows fuck all about the game apart from what he reads in the red tops.

I had a £100 bet with a rag in work......I have Aguero and Jesus to score more than Lukaku and Rashford.
Was gobsmacked when he accepted the bet.

 

[Silvas' left eyebrow]

When it becomes "an uphill struggle" to keep a shite 30 year old Fellaini at the club,that really does tell a story.

The elbow will be welcomed back to Everton in the summer on a free. Can't see any other of top 5 or 6 wanting him ?.....or Italy perhaps.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

The elbow will be welcomed back to Everton in the summer on a free. Can't see any other of top 5 or 6 wanting him ?.....or Italy perhaps.

Think Fenerbache have enquired.

 

[Silvas' left eyebrow]

About right....Thanks for update. It will be a huge loss to the Premier league like when Bale went abroad and Gascoigne , Lineker of My youth......errrr Not.

 

[Vienna_70]

Mind the gap.

SCUM!

 

[crazyg]

Pogba Ibra Fellaini & Lukaku all to play in the derby that's some height lol

But that only leaves 6 defenders - clearly not enough.

 

[crazyg]

I had a £100 bet with a rag in work......I have Aguero and Jesus to score more than Lukaku and Rashford.
Was gobsmacked when he accepted the bet.

He'll be handing in his notice well before the end of the season and moving to Singapore.

 

[roj]

It's going to be close - Arsenal for me are not in the picture. Spurs and Chelsea might well nip the Scum - but, I think that Fake Manchester are slightly better poised to finish 2nd.

Hmm, ‘Fake Manchester’. That’s a nice topical dig I might just use next time I get the opportunity cheers.

 

[vmsuhail]

seems they are rather actively trying to raise money by selling players and offloading their wages, touting their squad out at the moment.

seems odd unless they're worrying about something.

Or it could be to fund Griezmann/Dybala and the likes.

 

[KentBlue]

A rag who knows fuck all about the game apart from what he reads in the red tops.

Accounts for most of them, mate.

 

[Groke]

Think Fenerbache have enquired.

West Ham in January - nailed on

 

[Deleted member 13905]

i shan't be getting inside another jaguar car as long as i live.

unless i need to vomit.

 

[Impeccable One]

I had a £100 bet with a rag in work......I have Aguero and Jesus to score more than Lukaku and Rashford.
Was gobsmacked when he accepted the bet.

Lets see who makes more. Mine isnt a straight 100 quid, its the same pairing but 5 quid per goal.

... someone once said ... a rag and their money are easily parted [emoji4]

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Lets see who makes more. Mine isnt a straight 100 quid, its the same pairing but 5 quid per goal.

... someone once said ... a rag and their money are easily parted [emoji4]

I won't be surprised if Sane and Sterling have a better goal tally than Rashford and Lukakwho.

 

[laughing gravy]

... someone once said ... a rag and their money are easily parted [emoji4]

Not the ones i bet with its not!

 

[Bozzie]

I won't be surprised if Sane and Sterling have a better goal tally than Rashford and Lukakwho.

Be careful with those bets, Rashford's "fearless" so I read yesterday. So there's no fear of him scoring, no fear of him assisting and not much fear of him ever retaining possession!

 

[citytill1die84]

Haha. I remember they said that after 4 games. Hilarious. Like Lukaku, comparing him to the worlds best strikers earlier this season because he scored against fodder. He will back to his lethal best this weekend as they play Newcastle and then they have Brighton. A monster of a player they will say.

Yep also remember the Darmian quotes haha another overrated player turns absolutely gash. Lukaku will prob bag a hatrick this weekend and will be considered alongside Messi & Ronaldo.

 

[laughing gravy]

Be careful with those bets, Rashford's "fearless" so I read yesterday. So there's no fear of him scoring, no fear of him assisting and not much fear of him ever retaining possession!

to be fair to rashford its hard to score with glen goddle hangin out his arse lol

 

[oldhamblue]

3 shots on target in Rashford's last 7 games and the media still think he's the new Pele