United thread 2017/18

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Daz_Blue said:
It's Christmas time,
And there's a need to be afraid
They never said,
With Fergie gone there'd be a downgrade
It was our world of plenty
We could smile and laugh at you
But now where, we once saw red,
There's only blue

So say a prayer
And pray for the plastic ones
At Christmas time, it's hard
But-when, we're all having fun
They're all locked inside a timewarp
With the silence in their ears
Coz there's no more Best or Beckham
And no one worth a cheer
And the Facebook generation
Click their camera phones
The best face they can share is Phi-lip Jones

And there won't be gold at Old
Trafford next summer time
Unless they break the bank (again) in Jan. (Ho ho ho ho ho!)
Sli-ding down the pan
A bunch of also rans
They all know it's City's time again

Here's to them
At the big red megastore
Buy-ing big
But they still need a-back-four
They all know it's City's time again

Feel their hurt
Let them know it's City's time again
(Repeat and fade out - for several decades...)
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Very good could imagine sir Bob getting Mick Hucknell ,Knob Stewart etc to release it at the Etihad
 
hahaha. newspapers today running with bale to the rags.
thought they'd be saving that whopper for tomorrow,
after newcastle have given them what for this aft.

fuck me, they are funny.
"United believe they can help Wales international Bale overcome his fitness issues"
luke shaw concurs.
 
calum down said:
hahaha. newspapers today running with bale to the rags.
thought they'd be saving that whopper for tomorrow,
after newcastle have given them what for this aft.

fuck me, they are funny.
"United believe they can help Wales international Bale overcome his fitness issues"
luke shaw concurs.
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Didn’t he begin his career as a left back at Southampton? If he went to the rags he would end up back in the same position.

Can imagine Jose’s tactics talk with him.

‘Keep it neat and tidy Gareth, don’t go past the half way line, don’t take anyone on, if you see the big lump upfront free hit him from 40 yards.’
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Didn’t he begin his career as a left back at Southampton? If he went to the rags he would end up back in the same position.

Can imagine Jose’s tactics talk with him.

‘Keep it neat and tidy Gareth, don’t go past the half way line, don’t take anyone on, if you see the big lump upfront free hit him from 40 yards.’
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Mourinho should be telling Jones why he actually agreed to these injection?! Funny none of the media asked him that question.
 
If the Bales thing comes true it could be we are seeing the birth of a new trend - spunking millions on injury prone liabilities - Bale, Pogba .... never mind the most valuable bench in football they would have the most expensive treatment room !!
 
Piece in the Mail ( spit ) reporting that Wales are considering Bryan Riggs as a replacement for Coleman , but unsure whether they can afford him ........

Doesn't say how many of the player's wives he has asked for .
 
bluethrunthru said:
If the Bales thing comes true it could be we are seeing the birth of a new trend - spunking millions on injury prone liabilities - Bale, Pogba .... never mind the most valuable bench in football they would have the most expensive treatment room !!
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The rags are becoming the donkey sanctuary of football.
 
Nascent Blues said:
The rags are becoming the donkey sanctuary of football.
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I hope Real Madrid rinse them and they end up spending a fortune on the man bun Caesar look alike. If Madrid are looking to get shut there's a reason why. They never sell their best players and clearly think Bale is past his sell by date and on the decline.
 
PW said:
If Madrid are looking to get shut there's a reason why. They never sell their best players and clearly think Bale is past his sell by date and on the decline.
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Absolutely. If Madrid thought Bale had another year or so there's not a chance they'd sell. But I don't think he'd want to go to the rags: maybe Spuds, maybe even back to the Saints, but I cannot see him in a Peg team. Bale knows he'd only really be going to sell shirts, like Di Maria and all their other 'big name' signings. And he'd also be aware of the uncertainty involving Peg's future at the rags, and of course the toxic atmosphere the Portuguese Pulis creates wherever he goes.

And anyway, it would be hilarious if the Welsh Darren Anderton turned them down as well...imagine all the 'we didn't want him anyway' laughs we could have over the cûnts.
 
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