United thread 2017/18

[bobmcfc]

 

[JASR]

Chelsea screwing up the chance to get close to the incredibly lucky 2nders, following Liverpool.

Surely come the end of feb, the table will show a different, more accurate, picture of the teams genuine performances, they cant be lucky all season with their direness surely!

 

[oman0115]

They are an absolute laughing stock haha, poor Sanchez!

 

[JASR]

Class

 

[Barcon]

Johnny fucking evans esq.

 

[purplenose]

Mind the gap you boring turgid smelly rag bastards.

 

[The Salfordian]

Everybody just laughs at United these days,their so far behind us in every way shape and form it's delicious.

 

[bobmcfc]

All all they go on about is how pep is a pathetic cheque book manager.


I’m literally in hysterics tonight. What a joke club they are

 

[Inter Me Nan]

To the caf....

 

[CTID1977]

So there will be no more talks about how they made it 22 years ago

 

[manimanc]

To the caf....

Wait for me..:)

 

[blueinsa]

Said it many times but he is finished at the very top in this country and no fucker is either scared of him and his sides anymore or his one dimensional tactic.

 

[yeseye]

I’m off to the caf.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

And on pg 1 of the post-match thread there is this phrase:

"Man Utd unworthy performance"

When are you stupid fuckers going to figure it out? THERE IS NOTHING INHERENTLY SPECIAL ABOUT YOU ANY MORE. It was PRECISELY a Man Utd WORTHY performance because you aren't very good.

Keep swimming in our wake.

 

[Armaan]

haha city win united lose can’t really ask for much more lol

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

I thought $anchez was going to be the second coming and they would start ripping up the league.......

Oh dear......reality bites hard for the rags

 

[dronefromsector7G]

 

[Easy]

Hahahhhahahahaha

Let’s all take this moment to celebrate our win tonight and laugh at these rags. 22 shots vs 6.

• Where was Mr.£500k??? Did he play?

• The human elbow subbed on and off in 7 minutes.

• The English Pele couldn’t even make it off the bench.
• Lukaku goes missing in another big game
• Pogba surely didn’t play because they can’t lose with him.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Hahahhhahahahaha

Let’s all take this moment to celebrate our win tonight and laugh at these rags. 22 shots vs 6.

• Where was Mr.£500k??? Did he play?

• The human elbow subbed on and off in 7 minutes.

• The English Pele couldn’t even make it off the bench.
• Lukaku goes missing in another big game
• Pogba surely didn’t play because they can’t lose with him.

Cant wait for the motd highlights because apparently they were total fucking garbage

 

[fulabeer]

Peg has just walked past Sanchez and asked him "what's he smiling about?". He replied "somebody has just reminded me it's payday on Friday....!"