Towns with the weirdest people

How the feck has Barrow in Furness not been mentioned yet. I was working in Broughton in Furness and got the train there to go to the bank. As soon as I got out of the rail station I was like what the fuck, I couldn't believe what I was seeing everyone and I mean everyone was a not right. Men, women, kids they were like an alien race.
Special mention to the wind swept bleak and depressing as fuck Mottram in Longendale. I helped a fellow Bluemooner on a painting job on an estate there. Fuck me what ever the locals are on up there makes that Spice shit the homeless smoke in town look harmless. I thought I was in one of those 70's zombie movies. I went to the shop and said to two women "how the fuck do you live here" "You wanna see it at night " she replied. Er, No fucking thank you.
 
purplenose said:
Bollington it is rumoured has a long history of incest and interbreeding and if you visit, it is seldom long before you will see clear evidence that would suggest some truth in the rumour.
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Yep
I’ll give you that. Plus I’ll raise another “Dewsbury” we went there for a pint then when we played Huddersfield in the cup last season. The spoons resembled the green room for that Shannon Matthews programme. All baseball caps and glasses staring at each other
 
purplenose said:
Bollington it is rumoured has a long history of incest and interbreeding and if you visit, it is seldom long before you will see clear evidence that would suggest some truth in the rumour.
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My nanna was a teacher in nearby tytherington and Bollington was in its catchment and she will concur that there was inbreeding and incest. Was a big problem in the 70s.

Its a beautiful village now though.
 
marcus said:
My nanna was a teacher in nearby tytherington and Bollington was in its catchment and she will concur that there was inbreeding and incest. Was a big problem in the 70s.

Its a beautiful village now though.
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Still light fires and chase people out of town with pitchforks !!
 
Mansfield.

Since the mines shut they all just fuck, fight, and drug up.
 
marcus said:
My nanna was a teacher in nearby tytherington and Bollington was in its catchment and she will concur that there was inbreeding and incest. Was a big problem in the 70s.

Its a beautiful village now though.
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That's a fascinating point you make ;)
 
Mid Wales blue said:
knowhere comes close to “Lampeter” and no-one should go close to Lampeter! It must be something in their drinking water!
Don’t ever go there. And if you ever have to drive through, make sure you don’t stop, lock all your doors keep looking straight ahead. And do not under any circumstance look at the locals! You have been warned.
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Haha been fishing a place called troed y Bryn in cry in just outside lampeter loads of eastern Europeans there
 
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When I moved to Nantwich I was quite shocked at how normal the inhabitants are, however just a few miles down the road we have Crewe.

To be honest words simply do no justice to describing what an experience a visit to this place can be. Not only has it got its own born and bred weirdoes that actually is a staggeringly high percentage of the indigenous Crewites there has been a highly successful EU backed project to remove every last weirdo, fruitcake and certifiable loon from Poland Romania Bulgaria Slovakia the three baltic states Kosovo and Bosnia and relocate them to Crewe. Now this experiment may have improved tourism no end to these countries as all are most visitable and now devoid of weirdoes. It hasnt done much at all for Crewe.

For the best experience I recommend going by train, walking from the station along Nantwich Road until you reach a right turn onto Eddlestone Lane simply follow this into the town centre, hit McDonalds and spend an hour in there. You will now realise that you have really and truly lived the Zombie apocalypse. Dont expect anybody to speak English certainly not the indiginous Crewites, some might have a few words such as "kick yer fukin ed in yer cun" but no more than that, very few of the Eastern Europeans can do better, though if you do need to communicate in English the Polski Schlep shop is your best bet.
 
m7mcfc said:
How the feck has Barrow in Furness not been mentioned yet. I was working in Broughton in Furness and got the train there to go to the bank. As soon as I got out of the rail station I was like what the fuck, I couldn't believe what I was seeing everyone and I mean everyone was a not right. Men, women, kids they were like an alien race.
Special mention to the wind swept bleak and depressing as fuck Mottram in Longendale. I helped a fellow Bluemooner on a painting job on an estate there. Fuck me what ever the locals are on up there makes that Spice shit the homeless smoke in town look harmless. I thought I was in one of those 70's zombie movies. I went to the shop and said to two women "how the fuck do you live here" "You wanna see it at night " she replied. Er, No fucking thank you.
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Plus 1 for Barrow.
Still pointing at aeroplanes and throwing things at the moon up there.
 
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