Towns with the weirdest people

[Ancient Citizen]

Good 1.
I worked there years ago beside some shithole of a council estate. Some big fat cock eyed bird pulled up in a car and asked me if i’d like to go to hers for tea later that evening, reckons she was going to do me a steak! I’d rather fucking starve to death so i politely declined!

This one?

 

[yeseye]

This one?

That’s her, i’d know them feet anywhere!

 

[stonerblue]

Katoomba, Blue Mountains, Oz.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Katoomba, Blue Mountains, Oz.

Oz is full of weird people. Darwin, Coober Pedy, Alice Springs etc etc

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Crybin not cry

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See what it does to you! You only have to think of it and it starts messing you up!

 

[Tbilisi]

Rotherham. They still wear star jumpers.

 

[smudgedj]

Holmfirth bunch of weird people.
Sao Paulo - once the sun goes in it's like an episode of the walking dead.

 

[BornLate58]

Having travelled up the A6 on the Bus that finishes in Buxton.
My stop is the Bulls Head pub in Hazel Grove, however you could walk down that bus an accurately predict who will be travelling past HG.
Scary bastards

 

[Pughie]

Northwich.

I was born in Wythenshawe, grew up in Didsbury, moved to Northwich at age 5.

Good grief, on the surface this place looks ok, a slightly better than an average town, with the typical rough parts and posh parts.

The people though, calling them products of incest is an insult to those of a Norfolk persuasion. They do NOT like outsiders, as though they have some dirty secret that the whole town knows and cant divulge to anyone else.

In about 2008 a Hungarian doctor moved into the area, it made front page news in the local paper, he was soon chased out.

At Primary school, a black girl fell over and cut her head open, as she was loaded into the Ambulance, one of the teachers remarked they were shocked she was also pink on the inside!!

Osama Bin Laden’s nephew or son cant quite remember, married a woman in the area. This is fact not a local legend by the way!!

If you want to prepare for a Zombie Apocalypse please come and meet me in the the Wetherspoons on a Friday night.

The local “club” allows you to sit a GCSE in paedophilia due to the fact they only allow underage girls and OAP’s to enter.

They’ve done up the quay with a new Indian, a swanky waitrose and a hipster bar. The only issue is the locals can only visit each one, once a month because they’re all so damn expensive.

All in all, Northwich was clearly an experiment in chemical warfare, hoping to turn a local population on itself, becoming distrusting of their own reflection, and a primeval urge to cause GBH on someone who dares give your kebab the come to bed eyes.

 

[snorky]

Hereford contained some real characters.

Its the rough scrumpy what does it in the Shire :)

 

[jazzy]

7 pages and no mention of that idyllic enclave known as Moseley.

Makes League of Gentlemen look like a rich persons playground. Yes a truly weird place , you have top moseley and bottom moseley . they dont mix just stay in own part and slag off the other

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Having travelled up the A6 on the Bus that finishes in Buxton.
My stop is the Bulls Head pub in Hazel Grove, however you could walk down that bus an accurately predict who will be travelling past HG.
Scary bastards

It’s defo has something to do with local water!
But now they’re selling the local stuff bottled, the whole of society is getting infected!!!!

 

[snorky]

Oz is full of weird people. Darwin, Coober Pedy, Alice Springs etc etc

Agreed, but in fairness they are all inbred convicts.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Anyone mentioned WORKSOP yet?

Went in a wine bar (in the loosest sense of the word) one night. It was one of them where every **** was staring and when I opened my Manc gob the blokes were clearly planning my imminent demise.

I just talked louder and louder until they thought I was fucking mental.

 

[purplenose]

This one?

Fucking Hell

 

[bluebrickroad]

Skelmersdale

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Anyone mentioned WORKSOP yet?

Went in a wine bar (in the loosest sense of the word) one night. It was one of them where every **** was staring and when I opened my Manc gob the blokes were clearly planning my imminent demise.

I just talked louder and louder until they thought I was fucking mental.

I've been in one like that...

 

[BrianW]

1. Bacup
2. Holyhead. (Which is essentially a Welsh Bacup with a harbour).
3. Bootle. (Liverpool's rough brother.)

 

[wattle]

Uttoxeter

Nuneaton

Anywhere that voted 'Leave'

Since moving to the Midlands when I was ten, I've been surrounded by Uttoxeter, Burton, Cheadle and Leek. It's been like living in a fuckin Hills Have Eyes film for 35 years!!!!

 

[Big Swifty]

Virtually anywhere in the USA