United thread 2017/18

[Tarzan41]

They were right though, it's between Manchester City and Manchester City.

They meant between our points and our goal difference

 

[citytilllidie]

lol couldnt get any better, some utd fans actually blame todays loss on having to squeeze Sanchez in and upsetting the balance of the team. That's what you get when one players earns 6 times more than most of the team

Sorted that for you.

 

[David White]

This is beautiful.

A bigger **** I have never seen. What an utter, utter bellend.

He’s never been north of Watford that twat.

That said, I delight in his misery.

 

[aguero93:20]

They meant between our points and our goal difference

Goal difference has been very disappointing to be fair, it's only 3 ahead of the rags points total

 

[frothy]

Been typing it out since the Geordie scored. Sent bang on full time.

Well done, but doesn't make sense to me, but I'm getting on a bit

 

[TCIB]

lol, i do enjoy a perfectly made caption and this is right up there. The facial expression is absolutely spot on hahaha.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Icing on the cake for the Raggies today. ... Liverpool go 2-0 up.

I hope the Dippers go above them, love it if they dropped out of the top four.

 

[p.taker]

They were right though, it's between Manchester City and Manchester City.

It's between Manchester City and the record books.

 

[vmsuhail]

Our goal difference is 3 more than their points total.

 

[TCIB]

Is this a parody account, i dunno how hard i should laugh depending on if real or not. Either way there is a good chuckle in it.

 

[aguero93:20]

I hope the Dippers go above them, love it if they dropped out of the top four.

They still have a buffer over 3rd, 4th and 5th but they've got games against Chelsea and Liverpool coming up.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

I just can't see Conte holding it all together

WBA are the worst team in the league, with the worst manager in the league. Even a downed tools Chelsea would find it hard not to beat them!
3 points behind and playing each other next, could be all square by end of next set of matches. The Peg will know what squeaky bum time is, no Europa League cup to dig him out of a hole, this year!

 

[scousemanc]

A couple of weeks ago Sanchez had probably the biggest decision of his professional life to make. I'm sure there were many factors involved and many outside influences, but it essentially came down to this: money v football. I wonder how he's feeling about that decision right now.

 

[davek1808]

He’s not happy

Which ones he then grumpy?

 

[Tanzeylee]

Which ones he then grumpy?

Most definitely

 

[jimharri]

Is this a parody account, i dunno how hard i should laugh depending on if real or not. Either way there is a good chuckle in it.

Another take on it...

 

[northendenton]

That was really Tame.

It's driving me in seine

 

[roj]

To be fair he's bang on about Lingard. Still think the dibble should dig his patio up though.

So you agree he’s a shit-****, shit-wanker, snapchat merchant utter shite-bag then? Yeah, me too.

 

[Deepest Blue]

United appointing Jose. The gift that keeps on giving

He played them like a Stradivarius. Steering them that he maybe tempted by PSG in order to get an extended deal from the ever brilliant Eddie 3planks.
Managed to get funding to rob us of Sanchez too. Pity that he's swapped one set of Red and White no marks for another.

 

[pride in battle]

They are actually being serious as well pmsl.

wet pitch.....fucking disgraceful making them play on a wet pitch and dont get me started on the wind lol

No they are taking the piss to be fair...