United thread 2017/18

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Yep. That poster has had a long-standing obsession with this topic, going back as far as last season when we were fined for the "whereabouts" issue and he made numerous posts back then too, just as he has on that doping thread.

As for KDB, well being in the cheap seats I must confess to not noticing as much as you how knackered he was towards the end of the Spurs game but what I do clearly remember from attending last season's league derby at Old Trafford is him being absolutely fucked going into the closing minutes and Pep subbing him off as a result.
My season ticket is in South Stand Level 3 but that day my mate had invited me into hospitality so I was on the halfway line, front row of the second tier, it is an incredible view and close to the pitch. To me he looked outrageously tired, he kept stopping and bending over to get his breath back (frankly looking like he might puke) and a couple of times seemed to indicate that he wanted to come off, I was absolutely stunned when he brought someone else off instead.
 
We are now years ahead of the rags in everything except commercialism. We should just ignore them and carry on improving.
 
The doping fabrication is the latest in a long line of attempts to shift the battleground. It's a tired old tactic used by many in history and politics. They have lost the battle on the actual football pitch - you know, the one where 11 players play football against another 11 players, on grass. To be honest, they haven't just lost that battle, they've been obliterated, smashed, dismembered, devoured and spat out. Their beaten team are left waving a big white flag. And as our victors disappear over the horizon, what are they left with? A manager who has conceded the title (in February), a piano playing mercenary who misses open goals, a couple of dabbers, (admittedly, with huge Instagram followings - fair play), and a young star of the future who has so much time on his hands now that he's no longer playing football, that he dresses up his dog.

So the fans try to move the battleground elsewhere. In a footballing sense, it's quite literally an attempt to move the goal posts. It doesn't matter where - doping, money, attendances, shirt sales, noodle sponsorships etc., just so long as it's not actual football. Let them. There's only one battle that matters.
 
When they got dab & haircut pogbad, phil the face, sanchez the pianoman, and bunch of acrobatic divers, and not forget the lion not recover like human..
How about ' The Circus Arena ' [emoji6]
 
It is surely difficult to accept, that City's players are running themselves into the ground whilst Utd's don't really give a fuck, but they will just have to get used to it.

Yep, maybe that's the difference, we're on speed and they're on pot...

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How wank is MU?

Keep DDG, Carrick, Matic.
Edit - and keep Sanchez, lol - forgot about that mercenary.

Seriously.... can't Peg find a use for Pogba (and to a lesser extent Mata)?

Other than that - goodish players that have no business starting in a side hoping to challenge for the P/L title. Huge, huge rebuilding necessary.
 
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Young players traditionally cleaned the senior players boots. Now at the old bus station they also clean up the senior players Dog Shit.
 
The doping fabrication is the latest in a long line of attempts to shift the battleground. It's a tired old tactic used by many in history and politics. They have lost the battle on the actual football pitch - you know, the one where 11 players play football against another 11 players, on grass. To be honest, they haven't just lost that battle, they've been obliterated, smashed, dismembered, devoured and spat out. Their beaten team are left waving a big white flag. And as our victors disappear over the horizon, what are they left with? A manager who has conceded the title (in February), a piano playing mercenary who misses open goals, a couple of dabbers, (admittedly, with huge Instagram followings - fair play), and a young star of the future who has so much time on his hands now that he's no longer playing football, that he dresses up his dog.

So the fans try to move the battleground elsewhere. In a footballing sense, it's quite literally an attempt to move the goal posts. It doesn't matter where - doping, money, attendances, shirt sales, noodle sponsorships etc., just so long as it's not actual football. Let them. There's only one battle that matters.

If you look at the way the two clubs conduct their business its like chalk and cheese.

We invest money to win at football
They play football to make money
 
I see an United fan that lives down the street last month when they were signing Sanchez, he was gloating how United were going to catch us up, think it was a day after we lost to Liverpool. See him again last night and he said Sanchez has only joined them for the money. Fucking brilliant, I love football at the minute.
 
The doping fabrication is the latest in a long line of attempts to shift the battleground. It's a tired old tactic used by many in history and politics. They have lost the battle on the actual football pitch - you know, the one where 11 players play football against another 11 players, on grass. To be honest, they haven't just lost that battle, they've been obliterated, smashed, dismembered, devoured and spat out. Their beaten team are left waving a big white flag. And as our victors disappear over the horizon, what are they left with? A manager who has conceded the title (in February), a piano playing mercenary who misses open goals, a couple of dabbers, (admittedly, with huge Instagram followings - fair play), and a young star of the future who has so much time on his hands now that he's no longer playing football, that he dresses up his dog.

So the fans try to move the battleground elsewhere. In a footballing sense, it's quite literally an attempt to move the goal posts. It doesn't matter where - doping, money, attendances, shirt sales, noodle sponsorships etc., just so long as it's not actual football. Let them. There's only one battle that matters.

To be fair, there were loads on Bluemoon claiming Leicester players were being drugged up in the their title winning season.
 
To be fair, there were loads on Bluemoon claiming Leicester players were being drugged up in the their title winning season.

I was one of them. But even now something about them winning the league just doesn't sit right with me. I don't believe in fairy-tales, miracles and the like, so the fact that a team who had escaped relegation by the skin of their teeth (at one stage seven points adrift at the foot of the table) one season, replace the manager in the summer, and win the Premier League the following season for the first time in their history...?

As I say, something just isn't right.
 
I was one of them. But even now something about them winning the league just doesn't sit right with me. I don't believe in fairy-tales, miracles and the like, so the fact that a team who had escaped relegation by the skin of their teeth (at one stage seven points adrift at the foot of the table) one season, replace the manager in the summer, and win the Premier League the following season for the first time in their history...?

As I say, something just isn't right.
What wasn't right was the form of the other potential contenders. Chelsea imploded with Eva-gate, the rags were stumbling along under Van Gaal, Spurs and Arsenal bottled it as per usual and we struggled for consistency with Pellegrini in his last season and the distraction of Pep's impending arrival. It was the sort of once in a generation set of circumstances that favoured an outsider who could put together a decent run of results.
 
http://www.redcafe.net/threads/pep-doping.434780/
This thread gets more bitter every time we win.
Uncanny that it started after we beat them at the mardarse arena.
Some absolute belters in it.
It makes sense that they would love the prospect of us getting done for doping as it would probably disqualify us and give it to the 2nd place team, funny that they actually believe they will come 2nd
 
What wasn't right was the form of the other potential contenders. Chelsea imploded with Eva-gate, the rags were stumbling along under Van Gaal, Spurs and Arsenal bottled it as per usual and we struggled for consistency with Pellegrini in his last season and the distraction of Pep's impending arrival. It was the sort of once in a generation set of circumstances that favoured an outsider who could put together a decent run of results.
And we were just totally useless that season lol.
 
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