United thread 2017/18

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United have just signed a new sponsorship deal with Pampers Nappies for the rest of the season.

Apparently United fans are shitting it, and the Glazers decided to cash in while they had the opportunity.

The Nappies will feature the club crest and 20X's.
 
Sorry but nothing about that lot is relevant anymore.
Manager looks 1 loss away from a total meltdown and extended stay in a psychiatric ward.
Desperately signing players and then shoe-horning them into an already unbalanced team in positions they are unsuited for.
Ignoring local home grown talent in favour of shirt sale revenue (much as I hate to say rashford is a striker keen to score - gets in the right place and puts it in the net WHEN he gets played in that role, which is now close to never).
Too busy chasing sponsorship revenue - Tractor Partner and Noodle Partner - ffs have the Moomins taken over? ( and claims he should be awarded "Best Behaved Manager" award...
ABSOLUTELY NO interest in the local community (but then they are way to big to worry about local issues and more worried about opinion polls on popularity of them - just look back at how they chose to treat the famalies of the players killed in the Munich aircrash - then hold fundraising matches AND ffs PAY players to take part taking fees out of charity money).
Anyone know what the ACTUAL debt is? (could be another Carillion - thatwould be truely hilarious).
Hope they lose every game for the remainder of the season - hardly likely to happen but I can hope!
City to have Oasis play a set in dressing room at derby ( after tw#tting em by 6 would be hilarious).
 
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It’s why suggestions that it was their greatest team are asinine. It was a great team, but their team of a decade or so later would have battered them.

Ronaldo, peak-Rooney and Tevez absolutely pisses all over Sheringham, Yorke and Cole. As for the defences, the gulf was even bigger: Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand and (to a lesser extent) Neville was the best back 4 in club football at the time. I reckon David May might have struggled to get in that team. The midfields were pretty evenly matched: Keane was imperious at that time tbf so the ‘99 midfield might barely edge it. Only in the goalkeeping dept. could you categorically state that ‘99’s incumbent was discernibly better, but not overwhelmingly so; van der Sar was still a top ‘keeper.
Rag.....
 
City to have Oasis play a set in dressing room at derby ( after tw#tting em by 6 would be hilarious).
I've heard a rumour that they are seeking permission from the FA to either
1. Have a Stagecoach double-decker in their six-yard box, or alternately
2. Field ALL 18 members of their match-day squad from the start of the game
 
Nah - oasis in with team would be way better - - even better would Oasis playing from away dresser - can u imagine the kickoff from Maureen? Would be epic and a true representation of management at old toilet.
 
Unless they lose before (would of course be for commercial reasons - not coz they are sh1t) - then is it not now the earliest time city can officialy say we won it. ( team moon @ maureen would be good and any enquiry after would be very interesting ... " Good morning Jose - We understand u are complaining about bum holes EVEN though you put 11 on the pitch each game" - got to be onto a winner there hasn't he?
 
Bumped into a rag twat in Ashton yesterday...let him waffle on about Yoonited could still catch us and how they will win the f a cup and champions league.
I said I'm not interested in what you think or say because your fucking team is irrelevant to us now.
The rags = the irrelevants
 
My missus took a group of 15 year old school kids to the swamp for a business field day. Yes I’ve given out about why they went there of all places for this if nothing else given that their model is poor. Anyway it was mainly out of her hands.

Their experience consisted of a typically arrogant rag twat telling them how they could pay the debt off tomorrow (so why don’t they?), how they don’t have to rely on oil money to run the club and and how he had to be called into St Bede’s to help City’s youngsters who literally all fail their GCSEs.

Some of the City kids on the trip did have a laugh about the crumbling and complete lack of general maintenance of the stadium although they were accosted by a group of security gorillas threateningly gurning and pointing in their faces when one unfurled a City flag. They’re 15 remember.

They’re going to City next year.
 
My missus took a group of 15 year old school kids to the swamp for a business field day. Yes I’ve given out about why they went there of all places for this if nothing else given that their model is poor. Anyway it was mainly out of her hands.

Their experience consisted of a typically arrogant rag twat telling them how they could pay the debt off tomorrow (so why don’t they?), how they don’t have to rely on oil money to run the club and and how he had to be called into St Bede’s to help City’s youngsters who literally all fail their GCSEs.

Some of the City kids on the trip did have a laugh about the crumbling and complete lack of general maintenance of the stadium although they were accosted by a group of security gorillas threateningly gurning and pointing in their faces when one unfurled a City flag. They’re 15 remember.

They’re going to City next year.

So there propaganda isn’t just in the media scum of a club
 
My missus took a group of 15 year old school kids to the swamp for a business field day. Yes I’ve given out about why they went there of all places for this if nothing else given that their model is poor. Anyway it was mainly out of her hands.

Their experience consisted of a typically arrogant rag twat telling them how they could pay the debt off tomorrow (so why don’t they?), how they don’t have to rely on oil money to run the club and and how he had to be called into St Bede’s to help City’s youngsters who literally all fail their GCSEs.

Some of the City kids on the trip did have a laugh about the crumbling and complete lack of general maintenance of the stadium although they were accosted by a group of security gorillas threateningly gurning and pointing in their faces when one unfurled a City flag. They’re 15 remember.

They’re going to City next year.

I went to the swamp a while back for a business conference. The place is tired and tatty, the service staff I spoke to were mostly blues but they did say the rags were decent employers. Their conference facilities look like the set of Life on Mars, all very 70s and very, very beige. I'd never been there before (obviously) my boss sent me there for a laugh knowing I was a blue. I was not searched and in my lunch break wandered wherever through the stands and whatnot. The seating is very cramped, they really do pack the cockneys in to make their dosh.
 
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