United thread 2017/18

[Colin Bells Boots]

Now that's funny. Lingard being interviewed and talking about pogbad


Speaking to Football Focus, Lingard said: "It is all about making new history....

......and with Paul having been here since 16,


Yes, that's new history all right

You were expecting to hear something intelligent from Pogba's pet chimp ?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I know Stuart quite well and because he used to cover United previously,people on this forum were aghast when he became the chief reporter for City.
Its taken time and my continued support of PB has never gone down well on here,but I think Blue Mooners are enjoying what they read from him.
He tells it how it is and he`s certainly not scared of giving the Rags a hard time,but whenever he writes something that doesn`t quite sit right with our fans,then all hell breaks lose.
SB for me is a wonderful writer.OK he works for a shit paper as most Blue Mooners state, but his continued support of our Club is a joy to behold.
He just loves the way our owner operates, compared to the Glazers, our Academy and the freshness to the PL on the way we play.He loves Pep.
Some people still have mis-givings about him,due to his connection to the Rags,but I read his articles on a daily basis and believe me,the shit he dishes out at times towards other clubs and their fans is wonderful.

Hi oakie thanks for that. Articles such as this one are brilliant and a breath of fresh air compared to the arselicking drivel aimed for the lemmings.

Robson et al are simply not worth the type space and have wasted any talent they may possess writing for the odious publication.

 

[2sheikhs]

Heard something sad but hardly surprising today. A certain rotund celebrity rag from morning tv is absolutely hated amongst the waiting on staff at the swamp. Apparently, when he wants feeding or extra drinks, he just sits there clicking his fingers and doesn't even have the courtesy to say please or thank you.

 

[Shirley]

Currently headlining on the BBC football website courtesy of simple Simon is the rags will play the dippers in the US at the second largest stadium in the world.

What it didn't mention is that it will be shown live worldwide on the History channel ;)

 

[mat]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43594746

Rags and dippers to play in the wishing to remain relevant cup final.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/43594746

Rags and dippers to play in the wishing to remain relevant cup final.

Buried in the script it says ‘potential’ and ‘is a possible option’.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Currently headlining on the BBC football website courtesy of simple Simon is the rags will play the dippers in the US at the second largest stadium in the world.

So we get the headline about playing in the 2nd largest stadium........ and then a few lines down....

While a venue has yet to be agreed, Michigan's 107,000-capacity 'Big House' in Ann Arbor is a possible option for the game.

 

[crazyg]

You were expecting to hear something intelligent from Pogba's pet chimp ?

That reminds me. How's the Gareth Bale tapping up going?

 

[FantasyIreland]

Heard something sad but hardly surprising today. A certain rotund celebrity rag from morning tv is absolutely hated amongst the waiting on staff at the swamp. Apparently, when he wants feeding or extra drinks, he just sits there clicking his fingers and doesn't even have the courtesy to say please or thank you.

If that's the case then i would expect one or two unrequested ingredients will have found their way onto the fat fuckers enormous plate.

 

[TCIB]

If that's the case then i would expect one or two unrequested ingredients will have found their way onto the fat fuckers enormous plate.

Give him a large slice of Baldrick's apple crumble.

 

[crazyg]

If that's the case then i would expect one or two unrequested ingredients will have found their way onto the fat fuckers enormous plate.

I wonder if he's tried the locally produced RATatouille? Freshly caught before the match.

 

[aguero93:20]

So we get the headline about playing in the 2nd largest stadium........ and then a few lines down....

While a venue has yet to be agreed, Michigan's 107,000-capacity 'Big House' in Ann Arbor is a possible option for the game.

107k? That can't be the second largest.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

107k? That can't be the second largest.

In the world? I think it is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stadiums_by_capacity

 

[jimharri]

Give him a large slice of Baldrick's apple crumble.

And the chef's own recipe mayonnaise.

 

[Silvercloud]

In the world? I think it is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stadiums_by_capacity

Can't believe the figures of those US University stadiums. I knew college football was a big deal over there but didn't realise how big it must be to have 100k+ stadiums.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Seems like the rags have what they call a ‘Virtual Steward Service’.

The Virtual Steward Service is a completely anonymous service designed to help tackle offensive or discriminatory behaviour in Old Trafford. Manchester United strives to ensure equality, diversity and inclusion throughout so that Old Trafford is free from all forms of discrimination and provides a welcoming environment to all people. The club will take action against any offensive or discriminatory behaviour.

If you are witness to, or subject of any discriminatory language or behaviour during your visit to Old Trafford, text HELP to 84222 followed by the stand, row and seat of the offender and the nature of the problem, and the virtual steward service will do the rest. You will not be identified at any time.

The service has been in place for some time, but will now operate under the new 84222 number. We advise fans to save this number in your phone should you ever need to use it.

 

[aguero93:20]

Seems like the rags have what they call a ‘Virtual Steward Service’.

Cheapskates.

 

[aguero93:20]

In the world? I think it is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stadiums_by_capacity

Yeah looked it up on Google and there are another 7 that are no longer functioning apparently, plus the Maracana got downsized for Brazil 14, surprising that's the second highest. It would have been 9th counting those and there's an awful lot of grounds that have held more than 107k.

 

[PragueBlue]

In the world? I think it is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stadiums_by_capacity

I always thought Strahov in Prague was the biggest with over 200,000 but perhaps that isn't being used for sports these days,

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Seems like the rags have what they call a ‘Virtual Steward Service’.

You're not going to, are you ? ;-)