United thread 2017/18

[Bluearmy]

agreed - 2017/18 season - total apps 49 - 12 goals
Raheem Sterling - 44 total apps - 23 goals.

To be fair to Rashford, he's played around 1000 minutes less then Sterling and PEG has messed him around this season. He's also only 20, his numbers aren't too bad when you factor all that in.

I'd take him just to wind the twunts up, Although I'm convinced he's never going to be top draw!!

 

[Machiavelli]

If Marshall played in our team he'd be at the same level as Leroy.

Would he fuck.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Would he fuck.

He runs like a fucking vacuum cleaner & has the same vision.

 

[bluethrunthru]

To be fair to Rashford, he's played around 1000 minutes less then Sterling and PEG has messed him around this season. He's also only 20, his numbers aren't too bad when you factor all that in.

I'd take him just to wind the twunts up, Although I'm convinced he's never going to be top draw!!

when he burst onto the scene he was the new.............. well Jizzy Jazzy to be fair and see what's become of him. All the numbers do is indicate how far behind anything in our team Rashford is. He has promise but thats all - last season he was the salvation of English football

 

[pudge]

So would anyone here take gasford or tony marshall as a city player?
Personally I would at least look at Rashford - t'other one no thanks

I'd have Martial tbh, think he has that ability to play right across the front three.

 

[Dirty Harry]

I'd have Martial tbh, think he has that ability to play right across the front three.

Me too mate, but I guess that's what happens when you go to a club for 'the romance' as opposed to what would be prudent.

 

[tony adcock]

I'd have Martial tbh, think he has that ability to play right across the front three.

And so he should being the most expensive transfer fee for a teenager.....which seems to be forgotten.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

And so he should being the most expensive transfer fee for a teenager.....which seems to be forgotten.

Well least the raggys won’t be paying out on the ballon d’or agreement in his contract. Silver linings and all that.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Starting to get a bit sad these days, like having a laugh at the expense of someone with a low mental capacity.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

I was thinking to get the best out of Sanchez and Martial maybe they need to play a false 9 role. I can imagine Dybala being used here. Sanchez and Martial as the 2 inside forwards. Pogba and Lingard as the number 8s with a really good deep playmaker like Carrick Prime as the number 6

 

[journolud]

I was thinking to get the best out of Sanchez and Martial maybe they need to play a false 9 role. I can imagine Dybala being used here. Sanchez and Martial as the 2 inside forwards. Pogba and Lingard as the number 8s with a really good deep playmaker like Carrick Prime as the number 6

And if that doesn't work they can always lump it up to Fellaini

 

[Deleted member 77198]

agreed - 2017/18 season - total apps 49 - 12 goals
Raheem Sterling - 44 total apps - 23 goals.

Rashford is only 20 though, I think Pep would make a cracking player out of Rashford. Not that I want him or that we’ll go for him or owt but he’s the sort of player Pep would make a lot out of

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

And if that doesn't work they can always lump it up to Fellaini

Well plan b would be lumping it up to Lukaku.

 

[aguero93:20]

I was thinking to get the best out of Sanchez and Martial maybe they need to play a false 9 role. I can imagine Dybala being used here. Sanchez and Martial as the 2 inside forwards. Pogba and Lingard as the number 8s with a really good deep playmaker like Carrick Prime as the number 6

Nah, both best on the left where they have the fullback constantly worried about them cutting in, put a player like them in the centre and you show them far wide onto their stronger foot all day where they can't do much damage.

 

[aguero93:20]

Well plan b would be lumping it up to Lukaku.

That's plan A, plan B is lumping it up to both.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

That's plan A, plan B is lumping it up to both.

And when all else fails just lump it to nobody in particular.

 

[aguero93:20]

And when all else fails just lump it to nobody in particular.

And make up an excuse when it fails.

 

[jacko74]

When they first came onto the scene Rashford and Martial both possessed the rather rudimentary 'ability' to just run at defenders with pace, stumble and bundle their way through and somehow find themselves clean through on goal, neither were particularly skilful or talented but it was relatively effective.

They don't even seem capable of doing that now, whether defenders have sussed them out or Mourinho has coached any attacking instinct out them, who knows.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

I just want to note that the rumored new Utd kit seems oddly appropriate as they are going to black shorts and a near 1/3rd black shirt with gradated stripes . . . so visually it will appear that their players are being subsumed by darkness, or being sucked into a black hole (named Mourinho).

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2017...home-kit-will-be-basically-no-united-kit.html

 

[Mallorca Blue]

And make up an excuse when it fails.

Launch into a 12 minute monologue saying that's what the team has been doing for the last 6 years and the supporters should be used to it.
And then say a hundred times that Sevilla is a world class team, criticize a few of his players ánd then leave in a rush before anyone asks a question.