United thread 2017/18

[JASR]

Yep 650m spent since fergie left

A £1 per 'supporter' then...

 

[mac]

Yep 650m spent since fergie left

To be fair that isn't alot of money. It works out approx £1per fan.

 

[yeseye]

To be fair that isn't alot of money. It works out approx £1per fan.

I’m surprised the dirty bastards haven’t set up a crowdfunding page!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Who is this Howson cretin..

A stand in for Hippo documentaries.

 

[Blueknows]

I’m surprised the dirty bastards haven’t set up a crowdfunding page!

Funny you should mention that....anyone remember this one ?
https://www.crowdfundinsider.com/20...g-to-bring-ronaldo-back-to-manchester-united/

Supporters are being asked to donate £10 as a deposit. If the campaign is successful contributors will receive a #7 Jersey for a total of £55. If the campaign does not succeed all funds are expected to be returned.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Are there different orders of rag wankers ? I've yet to meet a lower order.

There's now a full league of them. He's currently 15th in the Premier League, but another great performance like his last one and he'll be challenging Eamon Holmes for 12th.

 

[Skip Donoghue]

If anyone had any doubts about Gary Neville’s impartiality, he has tweeted this about Liverpool after last nights game...haha
And as you can imagine the scousers are going mad....hahaha


They thought they’d conquered Europe
Celebrating six
Thank You Gareth Bale
Made them look like D@@@@
The Twenty Sixth of May
Always in our heart
United won the Treble
The scousers fell apart

Allez Allez Allez

 

[bluethrunthru]

Suggestions on Talksport they will be in for Bale............. and will look to sell Sanchez to fund it. Although them getting Bale could be a bad thing for us it would be so funny to see them try and recoup money on Sanchez - to get him out of the door ( nobody else would pay those wages to him ) - and justify it to the press and 659m.

The look on Sanchez face would be funny too - he could be even more out of sorts next season, assuming that is even possible.

 

[paulchapo]

I would love Bale here because he just has that unpredictable magic that can win tight games like last night. Sure he is a bit injury prone and 29 ( just, well he will be in July ) but still worth a punt I think.

 

[Aytoun]

They will not be able to sell sanchez. Trousers dropped to get him away from us & given 100% watertight contract for another four ( 4 ) years at a modest 600,000 quid a week. That`s him spunking serious dosh out of the swamp until he retires.

 

[Bert Trautmanns Helemet]

I would love Bale here because he just has that unpredictable magic that can win tight games like last night. Sure he is a bit injury prone and 29 ( just, well he will be in July ) but still worth a punt I think.

I hope we don't go in for Bale. As you say he is 29 and injury prone - so no thanks. I don't think he fits the club player profile nowadays.
He would also obviously cost big money which we could invest more wisely and for the long term.
I can very definitely see him landing with the rags. He fits their Galactico business model to sell shirts and raise their global profile.
They would also be willing to pay the silly money in transfer fees and wages that would be required to fund the deal.
They could part fund the deal by off loading Pogba.

 

[paulchapo]

I hope we don't go in for Bale. As you say he is 29 and injury prone - so no thanks. I don't think he fits the club player profile nowadays.
He would also obviously cost big money which we could invest more wisely and for the long term.
I can very definitely see him landing with the rags. He fits their Galactico business model to sell shirts and raise their global profile.
They would also be willing to pay the silly money in transfer fees and wages that would be required to fund the deal.
They could part fund the deal by off loading Pogba.

I see the pro's and cons of signing him. I am not sure he would be a regular in our side but I do like the match winning threat he brings. I think the rags would happily sell Pogba or Sanchez if anyone will buy them.

 

[Mallorca Blue]

I see the pro's and cons of signing him. I am not sure he would be a regular in our side but I do like the match winning threat he brings. I think the rags would happily sell Pogba or Sanchez if anyone will buy them.

Sanchez is virtually unsaleable. Pogba could be sold for around 50 m

 

[paulchapo]

Sanchez is virtually unsaleable. Pogba could be sold for around 50 m

Pogba could go to Real as part of the deal.

 

[CityInWashingtonState]

Pogba could go to Real as part of the deal.

Are Real interested in Pogba?

 

[paulchapo]

Are Real interested in Pogba?

No idea but I think the rags would swap him for Bale.

 

[doobyedoobye]

Sanchez is virtually unsaleable. Pogba could be sold for around 50 m

The Chinese league would still offer him a lifeline I reckon

 

[bluethrunthru]

Are Real interested in Pogba?

doesn't strike me as a player Zidane could put up with for more than 10 minutes tbh

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

No idea but I think the rags would swap him for Bale.

I watched the game last night on YouTube courtesy of BT. Bale's post match interview was interesting and it seems he's ready to move on. On exiting the stream I saw a live stream ' The united stand' hosted by the odious Mark Goldbridge. He was prattling on (like a thunderbird puppet on drugs) that manure will be in for monkey boy. I can see them signing him tbh.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

No idea but I think the rags would swap him for Bale.

A Bale of hay?