United thread 2017/18

[Manchester_lalala]

He is also actually called Brent Di Cesare and was not a United fan until he though that he will get more hits/subscribers. He is an embarrassing prick and comes across as so deranged that I actual wonder if he has a mental illness and I do not mean that in an offensive way to insult him but more as an observation.

A classic example of that is the fact that he claims to be called Mark Goldbridge and he also has a second Twitter (not suspended) called @SandraMarshTV which is a really bizarre Account where he impersonates a female who supports both United and Chelsea but has, in the past, forgotten to switch Accounts when responding with one Account to the other.

He’s clearly mentally ill. Why would you make up a fake female twitter account and arse lick yourself so thousands of other people can see? Funny as fuck he got caught.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Drink in the bitterness.

How come that fat cnut hasn’t been snotted by a blue yet, fucking gobshite

 

[VOOMER]

Howson comes across as a very unpleasant person.

 

[blueju]

T

Howson comes across as a very unpleasant person.

most self obsessed ****s out there with their own channels on social media come across the same

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Just in case any of them do venture on here under the mistaken idea that the scouse meltdown some how brings us together

Mind the gap you soppy red bastard

this makes train rides,trams and elevators hilarious for me....

 

[paulchapo]

How come that fat cnut hasn’t been snotted by a blue yet, fucking gobshite

Yes that would be truly terrible....... Awful in fact......'Cough!"

 

[bakerdave76]

Yes that would be truly terrible....... Awful in fact......'Cough!"

Set up an interview outside Mary Dee's and I'll ... Spark the fat fucker on his shit YouTube thing !

 

[paulchapo]

Set up an interview outside Mary Dee's and I'll ... Spark the fat fucker on his shit YouTube thing !

Ha ha you don't think he would fall for that unfortunately!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Turning on each other now

26 years ago we had the fanzine wars.
Now it is the video wars.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I just can't understand how his matchday videos get viewers – it seems to be people watching him watching the match – why don't they just watch the bloody match themselves?!?

Because the videos are more entertaining than the rags ?

 

[Tanzeylee]

Because the videos are more entertaining than the rags ?

That’s not difficult tho a video of paint drying is more entertaining than the rags

 

[beast]

Look at the state of it.

Words fail me.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

I am very surprised nobody has shopped a large p.e.n.i.s onto his stupid rag forehead - any takers? :o

 

[pudge]

I am very surprised nobody has shopped a large p.e.n.i.s onto his stupid rag forehead - any takers? :o

Oh folk did it ages ago..

Spoiler

 

[malg]

Oh folk did it ages ago..

Spoiler

Oohhhhhhh,.........that needs a parental warning on it!!

 

[malg]

He actually makes a good point. The United Stand is pretty much everything that is wrong with United, modern fandom and YouTube all rolled into one and the man/child looking twat behind it is an absolute weapon of the highest order. He'd be an annoying unlikeable prick even if he wasn't a plastic, armchair rag so just imagine how big of a bellend he is when those attributes are added to him.

Look at the state of it.

I've yet to meet anyone who turns their collar up and isn't a prick.

 

[pudge]

Oohhhhhhh,.........that needs a parental warning on it!!

To be fair, the warning is in what he's asking for from the pic.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Look at the state of it.

I nearly went out of the house in a polo shirt with the collar up today, then I remembered I’m not a cnut sorted my collar out and left my house

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Ah... ok bit slow but .... the whole thing/idiot is a p.e.n.i.s
That even I understand!

 

[hutton who blue]

Words fail me.

As most man u fans his shirt doesn't denote his intelligence.