Worst City player you've seen live/worst City squad

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Mark Ward was nowhere near.

Generally a good player, but I remember him having an absolutes shocker in one game (can't remember who against).

 

[borassic]

Cristian Negouia.

Albeit,too many to mention. Here's a controversial one - Richard Dunne - hopeless - slow and has the OG's to show for it.

fuck right off

 

[nmc]

Simon Colisimo - not sure I’ve spelt that correctly. Australian guy shockingly bad.

 

[BlueTG]

Benjani

 

[Tbilisi]

This is so easy.

Mike Walsh 1983.

So bad most people have blocked it from memory.

Him and Ken McNaught had the turning circle of a super tanker. Absolutely awful the pair of them but at least tried.

Creaney is the only player I have ever seen laughed onto the pitch as a sub rather than being clapped on due to being so out of shape.

Ged Taggart playing at Right Back at Blackburn takes some beating.

However, my vote though goes to Ronnie Elelund who we were told played for Barca ( 1 fooking game ) when we got him on loan from Southampton.He came on as sub, it was like he had never kicked a ball in his life.I honestly thought it was someone from the crowd taking the piss when he first came on.

 

[bluedan]

Following on from France winning the world cup, it got me reminiscing the other day of some of the dross that country has produced for City

Alioune Touré, Christian Negouai, Laurent Charvet, David Sommeil, Antoine Sibierski, Ousmane Dabo

 

[Blue Hefner]

Barry Conlon

The epitome of a pub player

He is my pick. I can't believe it has taken until page 5 for him to be mentioned

 

[Abattoir Blue]

Toss up between David Brightwell or Mark Ward.

Ward????

The guy helped keep us up and was integral in anyway that was 4th best in the country when he left. Some great long range efforts, good energy down the flank and top pen taker.

You thinking of the right person?

And big Brighty nowhere near as bad as almost entire squad 96-98.

 

[Pigeonho]

Mark Ward. His is he on this thread? He was quality.
Is he still doing time?

 

[Shaelumstash]

Clough, Megson, Adrian fucking Heath, Dickov, Creaney, Buster Phillips, Lee Peacok, Barry Conlon, Wayne Biggins, Simon Tracey, David Seaman, Craig Russell, Gareth Taylor, David Brightwell.

It's hard to pick a worst out of that lot.

 

[Pigeonho]

Clough, Megson, Adrian fucking Heath, Dickov, Creaney, Buster Phillips, Lee Peacok, Barry Conlon, Wayne Biggins, Simon Tracey, David Seaman, Craig Russell, Gareth Taylor, David Brightwell.

It's hard to pick a worst out of that lot.

Dickov?

 

[asahartford1]

Mark Ward. His is he on this thread? He was quality.
Is he still doing time?

No and his book is a good read.

 

[Shaelumstash]

Dickov?

Yeh, worst as in ability, not work rate.

An average of 5 goals a season in the lower tiers for a centre forward. In terms of quality, he's definitely down there.

 

[HighWycombeBlue]

Tal Ben Haim

 

[Dazzle84]

There's too much shit to list from the 90s but from the 00s I absolutely fucking hated Corradi

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Benjani

Any player who scores the winner in a derby, instantly redeems themself from being anywhere near the worst player I have ever seen. And I remember most players mentioned on here.

 

[Del_Bosque]

Frontzeck

 

[Patientman63]

Andei Kanchelskis. I mean, wtaf??

Didi Hamann. I actually felt sorry for him, it was like watching my dad try and play football

 

[Sid C]

He is my pick. I can't believe it has taken until page 5 for him to be mentioned

I sort of forgave Barry because of the laugh he gave some of us.

I still wonder what his real age was though.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Clough, Megson, Adrian fucking Heath, Dickov, Creaney, Buster Phillips, Lee Peacok, Barry Conlon, Wayne Biggins, Simon Tracey, David Seaman, Craig Russell, Gareth Taylor, David Brightwell.

It's hard to pick a worst out of that lot.

C'mon mate, Gareth Taylor started the fightback that promotion season!!

That winning late header in the rain, think it was Stoke at home over Christmas.

Taylor is also the guy who jumps highest to flick on Wiekens' punt that sets up the Dickov goal at Wembley.