Celtic thread 2018/19

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The sanctimonious orange twat has come out with the statement ‘the Celtic fans should be alarmed!?? Nothing about him and his players doing a shit job.
 
We are playing g shit right now, there is no getting away from that. Already up here the Sevco loving journos are sitting about in a Paul McCartney style wanking session.

Their fans, never ones for a balanced approach, they have convinced themselves every year that they would win it. This year that has gone interstellar and it’s all but in the union flag bag they take to Tesco to show they’re staunch.

The last game they played us should have been 5.0. We pissed all over them and put them back in their box. Fast forward a few games and the lid of that box has been blown the fuck off, again.

Let me be clear, we aren’t at it. That doesn’t mean we won’t be. Sevconians have only two states. Their team are either the worst in the world,or the Glasgow Barcelona. They are a self whipping froth of a support, but as we all know, froth is fragile. I love their over confidence, their swagger, to see the hope return to their hearts, black as they are.

The reason for that is simple. I don’t want them resigned to being second. Where’s the fun in that, I ask you. No, I want them buzzing, I want them convinced of triumph. For it is then and only then, that the maximum suffering can occur when we put them to the sword. And we will.

The 55 Express has roared out of the station every year, only to be blown to fuck by the Celtic Cruise Missile. This year it may get fully out. The passengers high on delusion will see daylight, they will have a great time for a few stops of the way. However, and you can all take this to the bank, they will emerge from a tunnel and see us waiting to derail them into an abyss of suffering.

It’s not over until we stand over them laughing like fuck.

For it is written.

By me.
 
Delphinho said:
Should recall Arzani and send him to NAC, Rodgers doesn't even put him on the bench
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We are all miffed by this too. Our prick of a CEO has a son working at you lot and it may be Rogers is sick of him bringing in players, whilst failing to get one target Rogers asked him to buy.

One thing that will hasten him playing us the current form of the team. When players aren’t producing, then other options are fast tracked.

I know you all hate Rogers and I understand that, but, lads, don’t be too quick writing epitaph’s please. I’m taking names to revisit once normal service has been resumed.

Football is never an easy ride, as we all know to our cost. The trick is to stand your ground, realise that you need to take a right few at times, to take them then start throwing punches ourselves. We know how to do that when it matters. What we have is us catching a few hits, don’t confuse these with knockout shots.

We will come off the ropes and we will batter seven shades out of all of them.

Young Arzani will play a part if he cuts it. I think he will.
 
Magicpole said:
We are playing g shit right now, there is no getting away from that. Already up here the Sevco loving journos are sitting about in a Paul McCartney style wanking session.

Their fans, never ones for a balanced approach, they have convinced themselves every year that they would win it. This year that has gone interstellar and it’s all but in the union flag bag they take to Tesco to show they’re staunch.

The last game they played us should have been 5.0. We pissed all over them and put them back in their box. Fast forward a few games and the lid of that box has been blown the fuck off, again.

Let me be clear, we aren’t at it. That doesn’t mean we won’t be. Sevconians have only two states. Their team are either the worst in the world,or the Glasgow Barcelona. They are a self whipping froth of a support, but as we all know, froth is fragile. I love their over confidence, their swagger, to see the hope return to their hearts, black as they are.

The reason for that is simple. I don’t want them resigned to being second. Where’s the fun in that, I ask you. No, I want them buzzing, I want them convinced of triumph. For it is then and only then, that the maximum suffering can occur when we put them to the sword. And we will.

The 55 Express has roared out of the station every year, only to be blown to fuck by the Celtic Cruise Missile. This year it may get fully out. The passengers high on delusion will see daylight, they will have a great time for a few stops of the way. However, and you can all take this to the bank, they will emerge from a tunnel and see us waiting to derail them into an abyss of suffering.

It’s not over until we stand over them laughing like fuck.

For it is written.

By me.
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I'm sure the rags used to think this about us,when we started to climb,look what's happened now
 
Magicpole said:
Meesh, they are missing a Sheikh.

Would you have toppled them with one?

Same answer up here.
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It's a fair point regarding the Sheikh,however similarities are still there all the same,team full of so called great players,with a manager who can get it right given money,both heading for the scrap heap,which makes it even more pleasing with it being Peg and Brenda
 
meeesh said:
It's a fair point regarding the Sheikh,however similarities are still there all the same,team full of so called great players,with a manager who can get it right given money,both heading for the scrap heap,which makes it even more pleasing with it being Peg and Brenda
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I know from bitter personal experience how things can change. We don’t have a team full of great players and I would invite you to find me or any other fan claim that. We have one great player. A few right good players and most of them are better than what our opponents have.

We have had a terrible window which cost us CL place. The money lost by a ckusterfuck will hamper our ability to improve the squad. All of this is self inflicted and was on the cards by our shitebag board

We still have enough, we will bring in players in January. Rangers are getting ahead of themselves. They always do.
We aren’t even in October, we showed them who the boss is, but we play shit a couple of games and The Scouser is the Messiah.

He’s not, he’s a very naughty boy pretending to be and will end up crucified just like the other one. Who wasn’t the messiah either.
 
Magicpole said:
I know from bitter personal experience how things can change. We don’t have a team full of great players and I would invite you to find me or any other fan claim that. We have one great player. A few right good players and most of them are better than what our opponents have.

We have had a terrible window which cost us CL place. The money lost by a ckusterfuck will hamper our ability to improve the squad. All of this is self inflicted and was on the cards by our shitebag board

We still have enough, we will bring in players in January. Rangers are getting ahead of themselves. They always do.
We aren’t even in October, we showed them who the boss is, but we play shit a couple of games and The Scouser is the Messiah.

He’s not, he’s a very naughty boy pretending to be and will end up crucified just like the other one. Who wasn’t the messiah either.
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Truth is it is Hearts you both need to be worried about,even at this early stage,they are on a roll (of sorts),and if they win this weekend at home to St Johnstone then at Rangers week after,you may have a fight on your hands with them,never mind Rangers !! And they have beaten you already this season as well

So is there money for him in Jan or will it be loans ?
 
meeesh said:
Truth is it is Hearts you both need to be worried about,even at this early stage,they are on a roll (of sorts),and if they win this weekend at home to St Johnstone then at Rangers week after,you may have a fight on your hands with them,never mind Rangers !! And they have beaten you already this season as well

So is there money for him in Jan or will it be loans ?
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We have money. Not your kind of money, but for us a few bob.
 
meeesh said:
Truth is it is Hearts you both need to be worried about,even at this early stage,they are on a roll (of sorts),and if they win this weekend at home to St Johnstone then at Rangers week after,you may have a fight on your hands with them,never mind Rangers !! And they have beaten you already this season as well

So is there money for him in Jan or will it be loans ?
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It will be between us and the deluded ones. All the teams are getting better, so it will be tighter which will make it more exciting and nerve shredding in equal measure. My Valium prescription is being cashed as we speak.
 
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Magicpole said:
It will be between us and thecdekyded ones. All the teams are getting better, so it will be tighter which will make it more exciting and nerve shredding in equal measure. My Valium prescription is being cashed as we speak.
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It's been a bit of a shitty seven days - saw the kids lose, saw the First Team lose, saw the First Team win on the MatchDayApp, and then hoped to round off the week with a stonking win from MCWFC. These things never work out the way yer want them, but I've had plenty of practice in swallowing shitty scorelines.
 
Magicpole said:
I know from bitter personal experience how things can change. We don’t have a team full of great players and I would invite you to find me or any other fan claim that. We have one great player. A few right good players and most of them are better than what our opponents have.

We have had a terrible window which cost us CL place. The money lost by a ckusterfuck will hamper our ability to improve the squad. All of this is self inflicted and was on the cards by our shitebag board

We still have enough, we will bring in players in January. Rangers are getting ahead of themselves. They always do.
We aren’t even in October, we showed them who the boss is, but we play shit a couple of games and The Scouser is the Messiah.

He’s not, he’s a very naughty boy pretending to be and will end up crucified just like the other one. Who wasn’t the messiah either.
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Whereas you're always looking on the bright side of life. Just don't say Jehovah!!
 
lancs blue said:
What, they let you take the pen? ;-)

Keep going FFS, somebody has to put one over on the OF eventually - just imagine if Rangers won it, Gerrard would be the latest Scouse messiah, even down here the media would be wanking themselves silly.
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The fact that no other clubs won the league for nearly 40 years is insane.
 
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